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Oscar Pistorius shoots girlfriend
Reports that paralympic Oscar Pistorius shot his girlfriend by accident today as she was planing a valentines day surprise :o
if this is true the poor guy must be devastated... very sad news.
http://www.aljazeera.com/mritems/Ima...2521734_20.jpg
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Re: Oscar Pistorius shoots girlfriend
Her dress clearly shows that she was frigid and hated life. Certainly some act of euthanasia.
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He can't be the first man to wake up legless on Valentines and shoot all over his girlfriends face thinking she was someone else.?
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smashup
He can't be the first man to wake up legless on Valentines and shoot all over his girlfriends face thinking she was someone else.?
a variation of an earlier joke me thinks....
However, she was shot 4 times, hardly an accident, plus reports of previous domestic incidents.
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Yeah I don't believe the accidental shooting thing. Previous reports of domestic disturbances and the neighbours saying they heard shouting and screaming from his house earlier that evening also makes it look more likely to me that he flipped out and killed her. I'm going to go out on a limb and say I think he'll get done for the murder, I don't think he's going to have a leg to stand on in court unless he stumps up for a top lawyer.
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Howlin Mad Missy
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smashup
He can't be the first man to wake up legless on Valentines and shoot all over his girlfriends face thinking she was someone else.?
a variation of an earlier joke me thinks....
However,
she was shot 4 times, hardly an accident, plus reports of previous domestic incidents.
"......well, to be honest I did see a spider" - Oscar Pistorius
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I reckon she was cheating on him and he finally flipped... Looking forward to the movie.... Silence of the Limbs ..
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He's the perfect height for jail favors.
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He cant fight the fact he was armed.
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Howlin Mad Missy
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Originally Posted by
smashup
He can't be the first man to wake up legless on Valentines and shoot all over his girlfriends face thinking she was someone else.?
a variation of an earlier joke me thinks....
However, she was shot 4 times, hardly an accident, plus reports of previous domestic incidents.
She cleaned his Mac10 and accidently pulled the trigger while she looked into the pipe like she used to.....
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just like it noted Gatti gets 'killed' and you all call his mrs a cunt, a male athlete murders his girlfriend and it's a giggle.
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Sounds like he hasn't got a leg to stand on!
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Howlin Mad Missy
just like it noted Gatti gets 'killed' and you all call his mrs a cunt, a male athlete murders his girlfriend and it's a giggle.
When you say it like that it makes it seem bad...take it back :mad:
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Howlin Mad Missy
just like it noted Gatti gets 'killed' and you all call his mrs a cunt, a male athlete murders his girlfriend and it's a giggle.
very good observation Missy... now get back in the f'ing kitchen and make me a sandwich ;D
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Howlin Mad Missy
just like it noted Gatti gets 'killed' and you all call his mrs a cunt, a male athlete murders his girlfriend and it's a giggle.
You're missing we are calling both the murderers cunts in both cases,although in this case asshole is closer to the ground.
This asshole will get his soon enough,we are just priming the ways and showing how much we care for him now he has removed this babe from the planet and ripped off her life.
What else we going to do? we know its terrible ,she was a honey, waste of a life,they are all the obvious things to say, we are cutting edge here you know :)
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She was a stunning looking lady.
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Just heard on the news that some new evidence has been found at the scene that could completely exonerate him.............................
Footprints!!
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BIG H
Just heard on the news that some new evidence has been found at the scene that could completely exonerate him.............................
Footprints!!
Get spring the fuck out of here. ;D
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Howlin Mad Missy
just like it noted Gatti gets 'killed' and you all call his mrs a cunt, a male athlete murders his girlfriend and it's a giggle.
Do you think that was down to gender, or the fact that this is a boxing forum, populated by fans of boxers?
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AdamGB
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Howlin Mad Missy
just like it noted Gatti gets 'killed' and you all call his mrs a cunt, a male athlete murders his girlfriend and it's a giggle.
Do you think that was down to gender, or the fact that
this is a boxing forum, populated by fans of boxers?
shocked it took you so long to have at pop at me ;D you're slacking :rolleyes:
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I'm surprised Miles hasn't popped in here to tell us that he knew those paralympic athletes were scum the whole time.
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I've never really thought such a thing, I just find the concept of running on stilts a bit daft. Killing a girlfriend is far more comprehensible to me than running the Olympics on stilts or with a missing tooth or an extra boob. Never give a man with no legs arms.
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AdamGB
Because you're boring.
Because you hate women.
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Howlin Mad Missy
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AdamGB
Because you're boring.
Because you hate women.
Because you hate men because you're a feminazi. LOL
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Howlin Mad Missy
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AdamGB
Because you're boring.
Because you hate women.
What specific thing have I said or done in my life that makes you say that? ???
I think that you hate men because instead of coming to the simpler and more lineal conclusion that - joking about the death of a a celebrity/model/actor/actress etc on a boxing forum is more likely to happen than people on a boxing forum NOT taking the death of a very beloved boxer seriously, you instead decide to defualt to your "you're not taking this as seriously as Gatti because you hate women' the agenda that you have hanging over your head tinted your view to this presumption.
Yes there are sexist men, but your automatic view that seemingly all men's behaviour is influenced by some vague hatred toward women (rather than just say, liking boxers) is equally as sexist and prejudiced.
This might come as news to you, but anything that gets in the spotlight like this is going to have sickipedia style jokes derived from it.
I've saw more people joking about Mark Speight and Jeremy Beadle etc etc than I have Reeva Steenkamp... misfortune befalls a celebrity and jokes get made, regardless of gender.
If you wanted to talk about how poor an excuse for journalism the full page tabloid covers with sensationalist headlines and giant photos of Steenkamp on the front of the papers were then we may be in agreement, but I can't see you turning the nonissue of the sickipedia type jokes that we ALWAYS see surrounding these type of things regardless of the sex of those involved as anything but pathetic, sorry :(.
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GOAT
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Howlin Mad Missy
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AdamGB
Because you're boring.
Because you hate women.
Because you hate men because you're a feminazi. LOL
get back in the kitchen!
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Lyle don't let the side down! We've had women hating and paralympic hating, can we have some gun control hating too please? We're one post away from a full house!
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BIG H
Just heard on the news that some new evidence has been found at the scene that could completely exonerate him.............................
Footprints!!
When this goes to court, Pistorius won't have a leg to stand on!
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Police have been searching for a motive, but so far they are STUMPED.
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I see what Pistorius is doing. He is going to jail for 25 years and when he gets released... Bam! President of South Africa. That's how it works over there, right?
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Saddo
Wow, he shot that babe? The dude has to have been seriously fucked up on drugs or alcohol. And why shoot her, was he afraid she might kick his ass?
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Anybody been following the hearing today? His version seems a bit weak to me, you'd have to be ridiculously paranoid to wake up in the middle of the night, hear a noise in the bathroom and jump straight to "it must be a burglar", especially knowing your girlfriend was staying over.
Even then, he said he got the gun and started shouting for the person to come out and for his girlfriend to call the police. Surely she'd have said something at that point to let him know it was just her? I struggle to see how he can not have known at any point during the whole incident that it was her in the bathroom.
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How did the police catch him? I mean right after the gun went off the first time shouldn't he have been running??? I mean that is the natural instinct of a track star right?
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Cressa121
Anybody been following the hearing today? His version seems a bit weak to me, you'd have to be ridiculously paranoid to wake up in the middle of the night, hear a noise in the bathroom and jump straight to "it must be a burglar", especially knowing your girlfriend was staying over.
Even then, he said he got the gun and started shouting for the person to come out and for his girlfriend to call the police. Surely she'd have said something at that point to let him know it was just her? I struggle to see how he can not have known at any point during the whole incident that it was her in the bathroom.
My guess is they had a lovers spat (it was valentines day) she locks herself in the bathroom, he goes ballistic when she won't come out and he starts firing though the door. None of what Pistorius says makes any sense, like why would a "burgler" lock himself in the bathroom?
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Mars_ax
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Cressa121
Anybody been following the hearing today? His version seems a bit weak to me, you'd have to be ridiculously paranoid to wake up in the middle of the night, hear a noise in the bathroom and jump straight to "it must be a burglar", especially knowing your girlfriend was staying over.
Even then, he said he got the gun and started shouting for the person to come out and for his girlfriend to call the police. Surely she'd have said something at that point to let him know it was just her? I struggle to see how he can not have known at any point during the whole incident that it was her in the bathroom.
My guess is they had a lovers spat (it was valentines day) she locks herself in the bathroom, he goes ballistic when she won't come out and he starts firing though the door. None of what Pistorius says makes any sense, like why would a "burgler" lock himself in the bathroom?
Right, it just doesn't make much sense. He hears a noise in the bathroom and doesn't take a glance at the bed to see if she was still there?
When he went back to grab the gun from under the bed he didn't realise that she wasn't there?
She didn't answer back when he's screaming at an intruder to get out the bathroom?
It doesn't add up.
I think what you said, about him going crazy after an argument seems more likely. I guess we'll find out soon enough, they were saying earlier today that they expect it to go to trial within a year.
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Oscar Pistorius: "Hey, who's in there?"
Robber: "Occupied pal! use the one down the hall!"
Pistorius: (fires gun) BANG BANG BANG BANG!
Robber: "OK, well the good news is I'm finished....but I'm afraid you hit the toilet paper....soooooo, yeah if you could be a lamb and go get me an extra roll that would be great, thanks"
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Re: Oscar Pistorius shoots girlfriend
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Mars_ax
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Saddo
Wow, he shot that babe? The dude has to have been seriously fucked up on drugs or alcohol. And why shoot her, was he afraid she might kick his ass?
:-\ Could be possessive over kill.
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El Kabong
How did the police catch him? I mean right after the gun went off the first time shouldn't he have been running??? I mean that is the natural instinct of a track star right?
He tried to run, but he had his "bed legs" on hahahha