Kimbo Slice hoping to box Butterbean - Bloody Elbow
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Butterbean in one...
It would be a sideshow, carnival, circus spectacle, but Butterbean on his worst day could take out Kimbo on his best day...
I have no idea if Butterbean even fights any more, but Kimbo is so bad Butterbean would probably start the favourite regardless. I don't see how Kimbo wins, which is kind of hilarious to say but the guy just isn't a boxer.
I think the Bean would take Kimbo in the street too...
Not even the Bean's telephone pole right hand, just the Bean's powerful left jab would turn out Kimbo's lights.
Hell, if seth petruzelli's sad-@$$ jab while standing on 1 leg can do it...
This is one sideshow I would watch, one of them is going to sleep! Butterbean definitely has the edge, but Kimbo has a punchers chance. Butterbean has the better chin, Kimbo is definitely meaner looking. I think it should be the best 2 out of 3.
wouldn't it be kool for a fight like this to be on the undercard of May/Canelo instead of ishe smith... I know i'd watch
Bob Sapp special guest ref, right???
I'd still pick 1000 yr old Ray Mercer to rematch ko that gimmick
Kimbo's chin would let him down, probably in one. It would look like a poor, fat man's version of what just happened with Seth Mitchell against Chris Arreoloa.
Mitchell and Kimbo are both nice guys, but they started boxing too late. Also, they can't seem to take a true heavyweight's punch.
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Originally Posted by Spicoli
*too late... Mercer lost to Kimbo already
Yeah you missed the rematch bit;)Quote:
Originally Posted by bigstinkybugQuote:
Originally Posted by Spicoli
*too late... Mercer lost to Kimbo already
If Kimbo couldn't pull Mercer to the deck Mercer would smash Kimbo up, therefore, no boxing rematch;D
No he didn't, that wasn't a professional fight, it was an exhibition so it doesn't count.Quote:
Originally Posted by bigstinkybug
It's on nobody's fight record.
Holyfield boxed pro-wrestler Matt Hardy in an exhibition on WWE tv, should we count that exhibition as a pro fight too?
Why does Kimbo have his head on upside down ?
Prime Butterbean (LOL I can't believe I used the phrase "Prime Butterbean") would have knocked chinless wonder Kimbo out early.
But I think now that Butterbean is nearly 50 and over 400lbs I think he'll be easy pickings for Kimbo.
So brave of Kimbo to call out a 50 year old fat guy... what a joke.
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Originally Posted by Beanflicker
*lololol... love that line, "prime butterbean"... but, I might be laughed at, ..but I consider butterbean a real fighter..even boxer... 4 rounders or not, he had a shit load of those 4 rounders... and yes, I'd pick butter over kimbo at anytime..even now.
p.s i'll NEVER defend Mercer in any argument... when I fought in the army, I ran into some guys that knew him.. and I was told by all "he's a fukn asshole" a bigtime bully..that he'd kick ur ass just to fuk with u
I'll be 49 on Sunday. I have had quadruple by-pass surgery. If I had 4 months of good sparring I would stop Kimbo in less than 2 rounds.
Kimbo would destroy Butterbean right now. Early too..
This is no different than the Tank Abbott fight.
I would have loved to see Abbott-Butterbean in their prime.
Pro boxer/Bare knuckle champ Bobby Guns challenged Kimbo awhile back but Kimbo didnt even reply .
Fuck Kimbo for fighting these washed up fighters.
Ill sponsor you!Quote:
Originally Posted by greynotsoold
I want to cover Lolenga Mocks expenses as a sparring partner.
I'm negotiating with his manager Al now but he wont commit to anything yet as apparently his promoter Vendettos is paralletic on a street corner soaked in vodka and irn brun shots in a pool of someone else's piss and is unavailable for comment.
If Haye whupped Mock while nearly unconscious, I can do it while elderly. I'll drink as much vodka as it takes and pee on the lot if it will get me this fight.Quote:
Originally Posted by rossIll sponsor you!Quote:
Originally Posted by greynotsoold
I want to cover Lolenga Mocks expenses as a sparring partner.
I'm negotiating with his manager Al now but he wont commit to anything yet as apparently his promoter Vendettos is paralletic on a street corner soaked in vodka and irn brun shots in a pool of someone else's piss and is unavailable for comment.
Haye only managed to come back after Booth slipped his hands up his shorts between rounds to give him a performance enhancing suppository.Quote:
Originally Posted by greynotsooldIf Haye whupped Mock while nearly unconscious, I can do it while elderly. I'll drink as much vodka as it takes and pee on the lot if it will get me this fight.Quote:
Originally Posted by rossIll sponsor you!Quote:
Originally Posted by greynotsoold
I want to cover Lolenga Mocks expenses as a sparring partner.
I'm negotiating with his manager Al now but he wont commit to anything yet as apparently his promoter Vendettos is paralletic on a street corner soaked in vodka and irn brun shots in a pool of someone else's piss and is unavailable for comment.
Booth was investigated but they could never proove how those traces of DNA got on his finger.
As i said, I am soon to be 49. My experience with urologists is extensive; my prostate has been surgically...something, I don't know. No reason for anybody's hands to be in my shorts, other than my own.Quote:
Originally Posted by rossHaye only managed to come back after Booth slipped his hands up his shorts between rounds to give him a performance enhancing suppository.Quote:
Originally Posted by greynotsooldIf Haye whupped Mock while nearly unconscious, I can do it while elderly. I'll drink as much vodka as it takes and pee on the lot if it will get me this fight.Quote:
Originally Posted by rossIll sponsor you!Quote:
Originally Posted by greynotsoold
I want to cover Lolenga Mocks expenses as a sparring partner.
I'm negotiating with his manager Al now but he wont commit to anything yet as apparently his promoter Vendettos is paralletic on a street corner soaked in vodka and irn brun shots in a pool of someone else's piss and is unavailable for comment.
Booth was investigated but they could never proove how those traces of DNA got on his finger.
And I can still beat Kimbo Slice!!
Are you even fields?Quote:
Originally Posted by greynotsooldAs i said, I am soon to be 49. My experience with urologists is extensive; my prostate has been surgically...something, I don't know. No reason for anybody's hands to be in my shorts, other than my own.Quote:
Originally Posted by rossHaye only managed to come back after Booth slipped his hands up his shorts between rounds to give him a performance enhancing suppository.Quote:
Originally Posted by greynotsooldIf Haye whupped Mock while nearly unconscious, I can do it while elderly. I'll drink as much vodka as it takes and pee on the lot if it will get me this fight.Quote:
Originally Posted by rossIll sponsor you!Quote:
Originally Posted by greynotsoold
I want to cover Lolenga Mocks expenses as a sparring partner.
I'm negotiating with his manager Al now but he wont commit to anything yet as apparently his promoter Vendettos is paralletic on a street corner soaked in vodka and irn brun shots in a pool of someone else's piss and is unavailable for comment.
Booth was investigated but they could never proove how those traces of DNA got on his finger.
And I can still beat Kimbo Slice!!
Butterbean will kill Kimbo.
Bean has a chin, something Kimbo severely lacks.
But it's easy for Kimbo to say that after Butterbean retired in a fight in June, to a guy that was 1-1-0.
Albeit to a shoulder injury.