Kimbo wants to fight the legumedary 'Butterbean'

[greynotsoold]

I'll be 49 on Sunday. I have had quadruple by-pass surgery. If I had 4 months of good sparring I would stop Kimbo in less than 2 rounds.

Ill sponsor you!

I want to cover Lolenga Mocks expenses as a sparring partner.

I'm negotiating with his manager Al now but he wont commit to anything yet as apparently his promoter Vendettos is paralletic on a street corner soaked in vodka and irn brun shots in a pool of someone else's piss and is unavailable for comment.

If Haye whupped Mock while nearly unconscious, I can do it while elderly. I'll drink as much vodka as it takes and pee on the lot if it will get me this fight.

Haye only managed to come back after Booth slipped his hands up his shorts between rounds to give him a performance enhancing suppository.

Booth was investigated but they could never proove how those traces of DNA got on his finger.

As i said, I am soon to be 49. My experience with urologists is extensive; my prostate has been surgically...something, I don't know. No reason for anybody's hands to be in my shorts, other than my own.
And I can still beat Kimbo Slice!!