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have you ever got a random call by an ex from way back?
I just got a call from an ex i used to date over 10 years ago. You can say it was puppy love but she was the first chick I was really into. Well I was 19 and got sent to jail for the first time and she left me soon after. All I remember is feeling betrayed and I couldnt get her out of my head while locked up. It was such a shitty feeling ..
I forgot about her existence but she just called me out of the blue today . I admit when I realized it was her my heart started pounding but I played it off real cool and acted like I didnt even remember her. At some point, she mentioned what an asshole i used to be and she started getting real mad.shit was random. But She apologized, made small talk and towards the end, she asked me out for dinner.. honestly I felt ackward and was dumbfounded at the same time thinking where does this broad get the nerves to approach me like this.
You think she was just wondering about me or do u th7nk she wants to fuck..
What was your experience like?
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Re: have you ever got a random call by an ex from way back?
Go find out, she sounds hungry fsure! and if she doesn't make the cut, just let her know.
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I had a similar situation. Only I wasn't really with the broad. I just fucked around with her. Anyway I got incarcerated and she moved away to Florida during that time. Fast forward 2 years. 7 o'clock in the fucking morning. I'm just getting home and want to get some sleep. Someone is knocking at the door. I opened it up and it's her. Damn. This broad use to be a pretty ass 9. She turned into smoking hot 12. She said we need it to talk. I was hell yeah we do and invited her in. She said wait. I have something for you. She reached down into a car seat that I hadn't noticed and said this is your son. I looked at her. Looked at the boy. Laughed. Slammed the door and went to sleep. Next morning another knock. It's her holding the kid. I slammed the door again and went back to sleep. Next morning same shit again. She knocks and gets the door slammed in her face again. The forth morning she decided to use her brain and blocked the door with her foot. Forced her way in. Told me her story. Presented paper work. DNA confirmed her story. She became baby momma number 2. And the kid became my son.
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@FinitoElDinamita this sounds like a set up from your future wife and she is testing you. Do not fail the test. :)
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FinitoElDinamita
I just got a call from an ex i used to date over 10 years ago. You can say it was puppy love but she was the first chick I was really into. Well I was 19 and got sent to jail for the first time and she left me soon after. All I remember is feeling betrayed and I couldnt get her out of my head while locked up. It was such a shitty feeling ..
I forgot about her existence but she just called me out of the blue today . I admit when I realized it was her my heart started pounding but I played it off real cool and acted like I didnt even remember her. At some point, she mentioned what an asshole i used to be and she started getting real mad.shit was random. But She apologized, made small talk and towards the end, she asked me out for dinner.. honestly I felt ackward and was dumbfounded at the same time thinking where does this broad get the nerves to approach me like this.
You think she was just wondering about me or do u th7nk she wants to fuck..
What was your experience like?
this is an easy fuck if you play it funny and use alot of comedy......laugh at yourself and what happened back then, dont show any remorse or hurt or butt-hurt.
You give HER the butt-hurt now, a bit of olive oil goes a long way, she is looking for you or she wouldnt've called. Its all yours. Play it right, light-hearted, nothing too heavy, she needs dick.
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brocktonblockbust
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FinitoElDinamita
I just got a call from an ex i used to date over 10 years ago. You can say it was puppy love but she was the first chick I was really into. Well I was 19 and got sent to jail for the first time and she left me soon after. All I remember is feeling betrayed and I couldnt get her out of my head while locked up. It was such a shitty feeling ..
I forgot about her existence but she just called me out of the blue today . I admit when I realized it was her my heart started pounding but I played it off real cool and acted like I didnt even remember her. At some point, she mentioned what an asshole i used to be and she started getting real mad.shit was random. But She apologized, made small talk and towards the end, she asked me out for dinner.. honestly I felt ackward and was dumbfounded at the same time thinking where does this broad get the nerves to approach me like this.
You think she was just wondering about me or do u th7nk she wants to fuck..
What was your experience like?
this is an easy fuck if you play it funny and use alot of comedy......laugh at yourself and what happened back then, dont show any remorse or hurt or butt-hurt.
You give HER the butt-hurt now, a bit of olive oil goes a long way, she is looking for you or she wouldnt've called. Its all yours. Play it right, light-hearted, nothing too heavy, she needs dick.
Wise words, Brockton.. that's exactly what I intend to do. Tbh honest though, I had trouble sleeping last night because my heart felt tingly.. I started reminiscing those times when we would listen to 98 degrees and backstreet boys in my car while shed give me one of the best heads ever..
But u know what, I already got a girl and i dont need to make moves.. im just gonna stay ice cold like an alpha wolf and if she wants to be my sidepiece, so be it..
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FinitoElDinamita
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brocktonblockbust
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Originally Posted by
FinitoElDinamita
I just got a call from an ex i used to date over 10 years ago. You can say it was puppy love but she was the first chick I was really into. Well I was 19 and got sent to jail for the first time and she left me soon after. All I remember is feeling betrayed and I couldnt get her out of my head while locked up. It was such a shitty feeling ..
I forgot about her existence but she just called me out of the blue today . I admit when I realized it was her my heart started pounding but I played it off real cool and acted like I didnt even remember her. At some point, she mentioned what an asshole i used to be and she started getting real mad.shit was random. But She apologized, made small talk and towards the end, she asked me out for dinner.. honestly I felt ackward and was dumbfounded at the same time thinking where does this broad get the nerves to approach me like this.
You think she was just wondering about me or do u th7nk she wants to fuck..
What was your experience like?
this is an easy fuck if you play it funny and use alot of comedy......laugh at yourself and what happened back then, dont show any remorse or hurt or butt-hurt.
You give HER the butt-hurt now, a bit of olive oil goes a long way, she is looking for you or she wouldnt've called. Its all yours. Play it right, light-hearted, nothing too heavy, she needs dick.
Wise words, Brockton.. that's exactly what I intend to do. Tbh honest though, I had trouble sleeping last night because my heart felt tingly.. I started reminiscing those times
when we would listen to 98 degrees and backstreet boys in my car while shed give me one of the best heads ever..
But u know what, I already got a girl and i dont need to make moves.. im just gonna stay ice cold like an alpha wolf and if she wants to be my sidepiece, so be it..
I'm a pretend I didn't read that part
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VD you let a woman force her way into your house?
Did you get your own DNA test done?
Backstreet boys ;D This was 100% a dude that called Finito.
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When I was 9 I was involved in my first serious relationship with a female. Being the child of people who should not have been allowed to have children due to the serious mental trauma inflicted, I was once again being moved to a new school and it was my last day. Upon telling my beloved, she was heartbroken and told me to meet her behind the trees after school so that she could kiss me. I got myself through the remaining lessons and thought about meeting her for a second or two and then just went home. I couldn't be bothered with whatever was going on in her mind. My dog was being torched, I was becoming homeless, and there was some silly tart wanting a peck on the lips. It was all appalling.
Years later I met her in a pub and she was a rather sad and debauched looking mother of 3 children. I thanked my lucky stars that I was so heartless and cruel. I couldn't think of a single word to say and so I ignored her and said nothing. I have other stories too, but they are all grim.
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Gandalf
When I was 9 I was involved in my first serious relationship with a female. Being the child of people who should not have been allowed to have children due to the serious mental trauma inflicted, I was once again being moved to a new school and it was my last day. Upon telling my beloved, she was heartbroken and told me to meet her behind the trees after school so that she could kiss me. I got myself through the remaining lessons and thought about meeting her for a second or two and then just went home. I couldn't be bothered with whatever was going on in her mind. My dog was being torched, I was becoming homeless, and there was some silly tart wanting a peck on the lips. It was all appalling.
Years later I met her in a pub and she was a rather sad and debauched looking mother of 3 children. I thanked my lucky stars that I was so heartless and cruel. I couldn't think of a single word to say and so I ignored her and said nothing. I have other stories too, but they are all grim.
You weren't the "lucky" one.
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No, maybe not. Reading the Morrissey book, I imagine most working class people to have led equally tragic and miserable lives. I am a patriotic Englishman, I just despise the Queen.
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Of course she wants to fuck and or want some money too.
I've never got a call back from any ex cause I change my fuxcking number a lot! You should do the same and move around a lot too!
I've gotten facebook invites from ex and that I don't mind. I would actually send invites to ex too just to see how they looking now and if I can hook up with em again.
Ultimately, remember this. New pussy is always the best pussy! Don't fall for the emotional side, it'll just bring in drama.
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Fenster
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Gandalf
When I was 9 I was involved in my first serious relationship with a female. Being the child of people who should not have been allowed to have children due to the serious mental trauma inflicted, I was once again being moved to a new school and it was my last day. Upon telling my beloved, she was heartbroken and told me to meet her behind the trees after school so that she could kiss me. I got myself through the remaining lessons and thought about meeting her for a second or two and then just went home. I couldn't be bothered with whatever was going on in her mind. My dog was being torched, I was becoming homeless, and there was some silly tart wanting a peck on the lips. It was all appalling.
Years later I met her in a pub and she was a rather sad and debauched looking mother of 3 children. I thanked my lucky stars that I was so heartless and cruel. I couldn't think of a single word to say and so I ignored her and said nothing. I have other stories too, but they are all grim.
You weren't the "lucky" one.
;D Hahaha.
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I had a mate who I only see when surfing a certain spot on certain tides, say to me I have a photo of you, you should see, Ill bring it next time.I thought it was a surf shot he took of me out in the water.
About a week or two later he plonks a photo of me and my ex fiance down in my hand and says she still has something for you. It was from when i was in my twenties. It was all folded down and pressed you could tell she had had the thing hidden from her husband behind one of her own photos in a frame. I pointed that out to him and said oh well it looks like from this, she hasnt changed from when we split up for the same reasons.
Dopey bitch.
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Andre
I had a mate who I only see when surfing a certain spot on certain tides, say to me I have a photo of you, you should see, Ill bring it next time.I thought it was a surf shot he took of me out in the water.
About a week or two later he plonks a photo of me and my ex fiance down in my hand and says she still has something for you. It was from when i was in my twenties. It was all folded down and pressed you could tell she had had the thing hidden from her husband behind one of her own photos in a frame. I pointed that out to him and said oh well it looks like from this, she hasnt changed from when we split up for the same reasons.
Dopey bitch.
I had the same photo in a photo album of my own no need to hid it my misses wasnt that type,she had a couple of photos of some of her ex's too,thats life I didnt care either. Sneaking around isnt married life though.
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Miles you met her in a pub? Assuming she wasn't in there with three chavs in tow how did you know she was a sad mother of three?
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Memphis
VD you let a woman force her way into your house?
Did you get your own DNA test done?
Backstreet boys ;D This was 100% a dude that called Finito.
Yeah. She even paid for it
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Some good memories man.. Mann u know u used to listen to shit like this during those high school fazes ..
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1weyTfz4mEQ
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CG0qyejfSAE
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Mate I assure you, you were on your own with that ;D
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Memphis
Mate I assure you, you were on your own with that ;D
U telling me you never put your windows up and secretly listened to these?
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=200COPwAy5U
I dont know, I guess im just a moody guy cuz it's all about the mood for me.. Im in a wolf mode at most time but when Im in love, I turn into a fawn and groove to love songs..
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kDcCSiakaU4
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Violent Demise
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Memphis
VD you let a woman force her way into your house?
Did you get your own DNA test done?
Backstreet boys ;D This was 100% a dude that called Finito.
Yeah. She even paid for it
Had a similar thing, but this was a 12 year old kid. Did a test, kid wasn't mine. Following weekend the woman was out on the piss and I started getting text messages about how unhappy she was so I invited her round for cheering up. Played it safe this time, fucked her up the bum.
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when I was 4 a 7 year old girl tried to jerk me off in the side yard. It went on for about 30 seconds and I ran away not knowing what the fuck she was doing.
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brocktonblockbust
when I was 4 a 7 year old girl tried to jerk me off in the side yard. It went on for about 30 seconds and I ran away not knowing what the fuck she was doing.
When VD and I were young I would go over to his place to watch Tyson VHS recorded films. VDs mom would tell VD to steal some cigerette for her. She would insist I stay only so she would :-X
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Julius Rain
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brocktonblockbust
when I was 4 a 7 year old girl tried to jerk me off in the side yard. It went on for about 30 seconds and I ran away not knowing what the fuck she was doing.
When VD and I were young I would go over to his place to watch Tyson VHS recorded films. VDs mom would tell VD to steal some cigerette for her. She would insist I stay only so she would :-X
Come on now. Tell the fucking truth. You only came over cuz your mom needed the house to pay the rent, phone bill, gas bill and the electricity. So the owner and fools from the gas company, phone company and electric company would car pool to your moms house and fuck her inside out. Remember that time we dropped you off a little earlier than usual? Fools were just chilling watching your little black and white TV with there feet on the coffee table. But we couldn't find your mom. It was crazy how it turned out your mom was the coffee table
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FinitoElDinamita
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Memphis
Mate I assure you, you were on your own with that ;D
U telling me you never put your windows up and secretly listened to these?
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=200COPwAy5U
I dont know, I guess im just a moody guy cuz it's all about the mood for me.. Im in a wolf mode at most time but when Im in love, I turn into a fawn and groove to love songs..
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kDcCSiakaU4
So this bloke you are meant to be getting married to, is he into this as well?
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Andre
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FinitoElDinamita
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Memphis
Mate I assure you, you were on your own with that ;D
U telling me you never put your windows up and secretly listened to these?
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=200COPwAy5U
I dont know, I guess im just a moody guy cuz it's all about the mood for me.. Im in a wolf mode at most time but when Im in love, I turn into a fawn and groove to love songs..
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kDcCSiakaU4
So this bloke you are meant to be getting married to, is he into this as well?
Lol so judgemental, it's not like you Andre. Cant a dude listen to some soft tunes? I cant be a toughguy 24/7 ya know.
Gangstas need love too..
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Violent Demise
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Originally Posted by
Julius Rain
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Originally Posted by
brocktonblockbust
when I was 4 a 7 year old girl tried to jerk me off in the side yard. It went on for about 30 seconds and I ran away not knowing what the fuck she was doing.
When VD and I were young I would go over to his place to watch Tyson VHS recorded films. VDs mom would tell VD to steal some cigerette for her. She would insist I stay only so she would :-X
Come on now. Tell the fucking truth. You only came over cuz your mom needed the house to pay the rent, phone bill, gas bill and the electricity. So the owner and fools from the gas company, phone company and electric company would car pool to your moms house and fuck her inside out. Remember that time we dropped you off a little earlier than usual? Fools were just chilling watching your little black and white TV with there feet on the coffee table. But we couldn't find your mom. It was crazy how it turned out your mom was the coffee table
You always was the slowest kid around. I knew all about the coffee table all along. She had that weird habit I didn't bother asking about! Youre so slow you don't even get the fact that I only hung out with you cause your mom would pay me for :-X
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Julius Rain
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Originally Posted by
Violent Demise
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Originally Posted by
Julius Rain
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Originally Posted by
brocktonblockbust
when I was 4 a 7 year old girl tried to jerk me off in the side yard. It went on for about 30 seconds and I ran away not knowing what the fuck she was doing.
When VD and I were young I would go over to his place to watch Tyson VHS recorded films. VDs mom would tell VD to steal some cigerette for her. She would insist I stay only so she would :-X
Come on now. Tell the fucking truth. You only came over cuz your mom needed the house to pay the rent, phone bill, gas bill and the electricity. So the owner and fools from the gas company, phone company and electric company would car pool to your moms house and fuck her inside out. Remember that time we dropped you off a little earlier than usual? Fools were just chilling watching your little black and white TV with there feet on the coffee table. But we couldn't find your mom. It was crazy how it turned out your mom was the coffee table
You always was the slowest kid around. I knew all about the coffee table all along. She had that weird habit I didn't bother asking about! Youre so slow you don't even get the fact that I only hung out with you cause your mom would pay me for :-X
I'm use to seeing your mom on all fours with dick up her ass and dick down her throat. Wasn't use to seeing her on all fours with plates of food on her
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You just describe a scene your mom, my boy and I filmed. I actually still have the video. Gotta give your mom props she was in her prime then. She was top 10 with swallowing.
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FinitoElDinamita
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Andre
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Originally Posted by
FinitoElDinamita
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Originally Posted by
Memphis
Mate I assure you, you were on your own with that ;D
U telling me you never put your windows up and secretly listened to these?
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=200COPwAy5U
I dont know, I guess im just a moody guy cuz it's all about the mood for me.. Im in a wolf mode at most time but when Im in love, I turn into a fawn and groove to love songs..
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kDcCSiakaU4
So this bloke you are meant to be getting married to, is he into this as well?
Lol so judgemental, it's not like you Andre. Cant a dude listen to some soft tunes? I cant be a toughguy 24/7 ya know.
Gangstas need love too..
Im just fucking around.I listen to softer stuff than that.(mine isnt boy band stuff though.)
