have you ever got a random call by an ex from way back?

[Andre]

I had a mate who I only see when surfing a certain spot on certain tides, say to me I have a photo of you, you should see, Ill bring it next time.I thought it was a surf shot he took of me out in the water.
About a week or two later he plonks a photo of me and my ex fiance down in my hand and says she still has something for you. It was from when i was in my twenties. It was all folded down and pressed you could tell she had had the thing hidden from her husband behind one of her own photos in a frame. I pointed that out to him and said oh well it looks like from this, she hasnt changed from when we split up for the same reasons.
Dopey bitch.

[Andre]

I had a mate who I only see when surfing a certain spot on certain tides, say to me I have a photo of you, you should see, Ill bring it next time.I thought it was a surf shot he took of me out in the water.
About a week or two later he plonks a photo of me and my ex fiance down in my hand and says she still has something for you. It was from when i was in my twenties. It was all folded down and pressed you could tell she had had the thing hidden from her husband behind one of her own photos in a frame. I pointed that out to him and said oh well it looks like from this, she hasnt changed from when we split up for the same reasons.
Dopey bitch.

I had the same photo in a photo album of my own no need to hid it my misses wasnt that type,she had a couple of photos of some of her ex's too,thats life I didnt care either. Sneaking around isnt married life though.

[Memphis]

Miles you met her in a pub? Assuming she wasn't in there with three chavs in tow how did you know she was a sad mother of three?