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What is the gayest thing you have done for a girl
Im talking about like singing lalabys for them to sleep or some other cringe worthy stuff.. some things that u did for her because u were so into her..
What were they?
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You should confess first. ;D
For me, nothing much. I am not a particularly romantic person. I offer to make the tea every now and then, or offer one of my chocolates. I'm not a terribly hard person, but I am not a gushing waterfall either.
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ryanman
Bummed her.
Hahaha... beat me to it ;)
Unless you've feltched her its top of the tree!
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I have rubbed her feet, massaged her head and made tea for her. I think that is only fair since she has given me some children.
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One time I cried while watching the last scene from THe Bodyguard with my girl and she said, " aww look at you, are you crying again? You are so soft sometimes but I like it and I won't tell your friends ".. As she wiped my tears away.. Lol.
If I heard my friend doing the same, I'd call him a faggot but my thing is strictly on the low low. Haha
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Not gayest but weakest :p My dumb ass would get off work at 6-7 pm...then drive 481 miles...crash out at 3 am...pick her up noonish, have coffee, stuff & things, do a quality lunch...then turn around at 5 pm and drive 481 miles back to wake up for work the next morning. That lasted maybe 10 months, weekly and 1000 rental cars later ;D
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Not gayest but
weakest :p My dumb ass would get off work at 6-7 pm...then drive 481 miles...crash out at 3 am...pick her up noonish, have coffee, stuff & things, do a quality lunch...then turn around at 5 pm and drive 481 miles back to wake up for work the next morning. That lasted maybe 10 months, weekly and 1000 rental cars later ;D
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That is commitment.
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FinitoElDinamita
One time I cried while watching the last scene from THe Bodyguard with my girl and she said, " aww look at you, are you crying again? You are so soft sometimes but I like it and I won't tell your friends ".. As she wiped my tears away.. Lol.
If I heard my friend doing the same, I'd call him a faggot but my thing is strictly on the low low. Haha
There is no excuse available for any self respecting man watching "The Bodyguard" with or without his Mrs, ever. Crying during it, is unutterably wrong and one step away from dressing up like Gloria Gaynor and singing "I am what I am" :-X
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Spicoli
Not gayest but
weakest :p My dumb ass would get off work at 6-7 pm...then drive 481 miles...crash out at 3 am...pick her up noonish, have coffee, stuff & things, do a quality lunch...then turn around at 5 pm and drive 481 miles back to wake up for work the next morning. That lasted maybe 10 months, weekly and 1000 rental cars later ;D
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I thought 100 miles each way was good you beat me. Yours must have been over an 8/10 too.:cool:
Oh and you must love driving as well.Mine were country roads, knew every bump and dip, exactly how fast each bend could be taken at 11pm each Friday night, hills, valleys hair pins, spilt milk out of tankers on some bends, 300 ft sheer drops, off the dirt sections, great fun,music up, a traveler in the lap few scoobs, midnight runs were the best fun,even better when you got there.
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My whole scheme for proposal was far to organized and clever NOT to be considered camp! ;D
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Spicoli
Not gayest but
weakest :p My dumb ass would get off work at 6-7 pm...then drive 481 miles...crash out at 3 am...pick her up noonish, have coffee, stuff & things, do a quality lunch...then turn around at 5 pm and drive 481 miles back to wake up for work the next morning. That lasted maybe 10 months, weekly and 1000 rental cars later ;D
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I thought 100 miles each way was good you beat me. Yours must have been over an 8/10 too.:cool:
Oh and you must love driving as well.Mine were country roads, knew every bump and dip, exactly how fast each bend could be taken at 11pm each Friday night, hills, valleys hair pins, spilt milk out of tankers on some bends, 300 ft sheer drops, off the dirt sections, great fun,music up, a traveler in the lap few scoobs, midnight runs were the best fun,even better when you got there.
;D :boat: You sir have clearly run the gauntlet, oh yeh you landmark everything and time to beat rush hours, construction projects and to catch the preferred gas spot before close. Time flew driving out as its on the horizon, good times and wide smiles, and you even gauge the towns as to which one has speed traps and those for a heavy pedal :cool: . Talk about mission focus ;D Maybe I was trying to make up for a 25 yr gap but I like to tell others...HELL YEAH...I do love to drive! Only now I do donuts for 3 hours on my end street instead ;D
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Out in the country on the coast at spot called killcunda at about 11 one night some cops had a road block out for me set up on a hair pin just after a train bridge. I got let off once I told them what happened and where i was heading. Overtaking about 30 miles back and the asshole in front of me sped up as we were coming to a bend :mad:, I hit 100 mph no problem as I has a 253 V8 four speed in a panel van with a low ratio diff for top end speed being a highway night traveler and connoisseur of country women;D . Anyway I went in between this asshole and another car comming the other way,I couldnt see it was an unmarked cop car cause of the time and lights but we just missed safe but close. They radioed back and asked their brothers to get me for them.My story matched theirs,I said I dont know how fast I was going but the car behind me closed the gap and the one in front sped up and Id have to going at least 80 plus to get in, they asked where I was heading,I said what girl I was driving to see,in their town as it happened, where she worked, where we'd be at the weekend etc.They said I wasnt to so much as fart ;D all weeekend or they'd be onto me, and then let me off.:cool:
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Another night my mate and his misses were in front of us and we were into the dirt stretches up in the hills miles from anyone and having a bit of fun ,I dropped back a few bends but we wwere going for it so didnt see how he did it, but I came around a bend and here was his ute upside down in center of the road and in the steam on his drivers side window he'd written WHOOPS ;D . I was in tears laughing as we got out. he'd gone up the left verge and then steered the wrong way once he got on two wheels,no real damage though. Haha.
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Just posed this qustion to the guys in work. Obviously none of them can top blubbing like a baby at The Bodyguard, everyone rightly laughed at that.
One guy drove to his wifes work where she was having a rough time and put some flowers on her passenger seat so she'd get them when she finished. Unfortunately the rough time his wife was having was with a guy at work who was getting all stalkerish and she thought he'd broken into her car to put the flowers there. She went mental, one of her male colleagues twatted him and the police were called.
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Memphis
Just posed this qustion to the guys in work. Obviously none of them can top blubbing like a baby at The Bodyguard, everyone rightly laughed at that.
One guy drove to his wifes work where she was having a rough time and put some flowers on her passenger seat so she'd get them when she finished. Unfortunately the rough time his wife was having was with a guy at work who was getting all stalkerish and she thought he'd broken into her car to put the flowers there. She went mental, one of her male colleagues twatted him and the police were called.
Look, I followed her home once or twice, and photoshopped my face over her boyfriend's on all their pictures, but I'd hardly call that stalking.
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ryanman
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Memphis
Just posed this qustion to the guys in work. Obviously none of them can top blubbing like a baby at The Bodyguard, everyone rightly laughed at that.
One guy drove to his wifes work where she was having a rough time and put some flowers on her passenger seat so she'd get them when she finished. Unfortunately the rough time his wife was having was with a guy at work who was getting all stalkerish and she thought he'd broken into her car to put the flowers there. She went mental, one of her male colleagues twatted him and the police were called.
Look, I followed her home once or twice, and photoshopped my face over her boyfriend's on all their pictures, but I'd hardly call that stalking.
But what about stealing her panties from her washing line?
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Master
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ryanman
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Originally Posted by
Memphis
Just posed this qustion to the guys in work. Obviously none of them can top blubbing like a baby at The Bodyguard, everyone rightly laughed at that.
One guy drove to his wifes work where she was having a rough time and put some flowers on her passenger seat so she'd get them when she finished. Unfortunately the rough time his wife was having was with a guy at work who was getting all stalkerish and she thought he'd broken into her car to put the flowers there. She went mental, one of her male colleagues twatted him and the police were called.
Look, I followed her home once or twice, and photoshopped my face over her boyfriend's on all their pictures, but I'd hardly call that stalking.
But what about stealing her panties from her washing line?
We've all done that Master. It's impolite not too. That's how you met your wife isn't it? ;)
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ryanman
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Originally Posted by
Master
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Originally Posted by
ryanman
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Originally Posted by
Memphis
Just posed this qustion to the guys in work. Obviously none of them can top blubbing like a baby at The Bodyguard, everyone rightly laughed at that.
One guy drove to his wifes work where she was having a rough time and put some flowers on her passenger seat so she'd get them when she finished. Unfortunately the rough time his wife was having was with a guy at work who was getting all stalkerish and she thought he'd broken into her car to put the flowers there. She went mental, one of her male colleagues twatted him and the police were called.
Look, I followed her home once or twice, and photoshopped my face over her boyfriend's on all their pictures, but I'd hardly call that stalking.
But what about stealing her panties from her washing line?
We've all done that Master. It's impolite not too. That's how you met your wife isn't it? ;)
After the restraining order expired she started to like me.
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Master
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ryanman
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Originally Posted by
Master
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Originally Posted by
ryanman
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Originally Posted by
Memphis
Just posed this qustion to the guys in work. Obviously none of them can top blubbing like a baby at The Bodyguard, everyone rightly laughed at that.
One guy drove to his wifes work where she was having a rough time and put some flowers on her passenger seat so she'd get them when she finished. Unfortunately the rough time his wife was having was with a guy at work who was getting all stalkerish and she thought he'd broken into her car to put the flowers there. She went mental, one of her male colleagues twatted him and the police were called.
Look, I followed her home once or twice, and photoshopped my face over her boyfriend's on all their pictures, but I'd hardly call that stalking.
But what about stealing her panties from her washing line?
We've all done that Master. It's impolite not too. That's how you met your wife isn't it? ;)
After the restraining order expired she started to like me.
;D
I've learnt all my best moves from you.
"hello darling, does this rag smell like chloroform to you?"
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ryanman
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Master
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Originally Posted by
ryanman
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Originally Posted by
Master
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Originally Posted by
ryanman
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Originally Posted by
Memphis
Just posed this qustion to the guys in work. Obviously none of them can top blubbing like a baby at The Bodyguard, everyone rightly laughed at that.
One guy drove to his wifes work where she was having a rough time and put some flowers on her passenger seat so she'd get them when she finished. Unfortunately the rough time his wife was having was with a guy at work who was getting all stalkerish and she thought he'd broken into her car to put the flowers there. She went mental, one of her male colleagues twatted him and the police were called.
Look, I followed her home once or twice, and photoshopped my face over her boyfriend's on all their pictures, but I'd hardly call that stalking.
But what about stealing her panties from her washing line?
We've all done that Master. It's impolite not too. That's how you met your wife isn't it? ;)
After the restraining order expired she started to like me.
;D
I've learnt all my best moves from you.
"hello darling, does this rag smell like chloroform to you?"
After that incident she really started to fall in love with me. ;D
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Things that make every man cry
The family dog being put down
First sight of your bride at your wedding.
A football to the nose or groin at close range.
The end of a marathon
REM everybody hurts
Your team loses on penalties
Moment of unexpected bonding with your father
Foolishly eating insanely spicy food
The first baby scan
The slow death of a long romance.
Therapy
Ending of certain films like Toy Story 3, James Bond Her majesty secret service, Dawn kissing Tim in the office.
Winning an award
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Is it gay if you get pussy afterwards? We have to set some rules.
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Acting gay to get pussy is the smartest trick a man can pull what other reason would a man act gay for?
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ryanman
Bummed her.
who?
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The family dog being put down - not an animal man
First sight of your bride at your wedding. - didnt make me cry
A football to the nose or groin at close range. - yes i have experienced this
The end of a marathon - didnt make me cry
REM everybody hurts - doesnt make me cry
Your team loses on penalties - doesnt make me cry
Moment of unexpected bonding with your father - will never happen
Foolishly eating insanely spicy food - love spicy food
The first baby scan - didnt make me cry
The slow death of a long romance. - hasnt made me cry
Therapy - never had it
Ending of certain films like Toy Story 3, James Bond Her majesty secret service - ive not watched the champ for a while
Dawn kissing Tim in the office. - i dont fancy tim
Winning an award - all too common
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The family dog being put down - not an animal man
First sight of your bride at your wedding. - didnt make me cry
A football to the nose or groin at close range. - yes i have experienced this
The end of a marathon - didnt make me cry
REM everybody hurts - doesnt make me cry
Your team loses on penalties - doesnt make me cry
Moment of unexpected bonding with your father - will never happen
Foolishly eating insanely spicy food - love spicy food
The first baby scan - didnt make me cry
The slow death of a long romance. - hasnt made me cry
Therapy - never had it
Ending of certain films like Toy Story 3, James Bond Her majesty secret service - ive not watched the champ for a while
Dawn kissing Tim in the office. - i dont fancy tim
Winning an award - all too common
The problem with you is that you are too selfish. :)
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Master
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erics44
The family dog being put down - not an animal man
First sight of your bride at your wedding. - didnt make me cry
A football to the nose or groin at close range. - yes i have experienced this
The end of a marathon - didnt make me cry
REM everybody hurts - doesnt make me cry
Your team loses on penalties - doesnt make me cry
Moment of unexpected bonding with your father - will never happen
Foolishly eating insanely spicy food - love spicy food
The first baby scan - didnt make me cry
The slow death of a long romance. - hasnt made me cry
Therapy - never had it
Ending of certain films like Toy Story 3, James Bond Her majesty secret service - ive not watched the champ for a while
Dawn kissing Tim in the office. - i dont fancy tim
Winning an award - all too common
The problem with you is that you are too selfish. :)
deserved some reps but i dont seem to be able to give them
was having a bit of an alpha male moment when i wrote that post, im not that selfish really :)
