What is the gayest thing you have done for a girl

[ryanman]

Just posed this qustion to the guys in work. Obviously none of them can top blubbing like a baby at The Bodyguard, everyone rightly laughed at that.

One guy drove to his wifes work where she was having a rough time and put some flowers on her passenger seat so she'd get them when she finished. Unfortunately the rough time his wife was having was with a guy at work who was getting all stalkerish and she thought he'd broken into her car to put the flowers there. She went mental, one of her male colleagues twatted him and the police were called.

Look, I followed her home once or twice, and photoshopped my face over her boyfriend's on all their pictures, but I'd hardly call that stalking.

But what about stealing her panties from her washing line?

We've all done that Master. It's impolite not too. That's how you met your wife isn't it?

After the restraining order expired she started to like me.

I've learnt all my best moves from you.

"hello darling, does this rag smell like chloroform to you?"

[Master]

Just posed this qustion to the guys in work. Obviously none of them can top blubbing like a baby at The Bodyguard, everyone rightly laughed at that.

One guy drove to his wifes work where she was having a rough time and put some flowers on her passenger seat so she'd get them when she finished. Unfortunately the rough time his wife was having was with a guy at work who was getting all stalkerish and she thought he'd broken into her car to put the flowers there. She went mental, one of her male colleagues twatted him and the police were called.

Look, I followed her home once or twice, and photoshopped my face over her boyfriend's on all their pictures, but I'd hardly call that stalking.

But what about stealing her panties from her washing line?

We've all done that Master. It's impolite not too. That's how you met your wife isn't it?

After the restraining order expired she started to like me.

I've learnt all my best moves from you.

"hello darling, does this rag smell like chloroform to you?"

After that incident she really started to fall in love with me.

[Master]

Things that make every man cry
The family dog being put down
First sight of your bride at your wedding.
A football to the nose or groin at close range.
The end of a marathon
REM everybody hurts
Your team loses on penalties
Moment of unexpected bonding with your father
Foolishly eating insanely spicy food
The first baby scan
The slow death of a long romance.
Therapy
Ending of certain films like Toy Story 3, James Bond Her majesty secret service, Dawn kissing Tim in the office.
Winning an award

[mrbig1]

Is it gay if you get pussy afterwards? We have to set some rules.

[Master]

Acting gay to get pussy is the smartest trick a man can pull what other reason would a man act gay for?