How long could you last in the ring against Wladimir Klitschko?
If you were allowed to run around the ring, without being warned by the ref, how long could you last?
I honestly think I could last 1 whole round. I think I could make 3 minutes. But I think a few body shots from Wlad would stop me from coming out in the second round.
What about you? Also, I think I could actually get off about 20 punches, landing maybe 4. Mostly power shots.
I think I could wobble Wlad if I can land a heavy-handed right underneath into his appendix or spleen area. I definitely would get hit with a counter-shot on that one, though.
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Would the ref not warn for holding either? Maybe if I stared at him like I was going to get inside and hit him on the chin, but then leaped into his arms, he would go along with it for a few rounds out of instinct?
Honestly though, I could last a good few seconds longer than you Brock, bwahahaah.
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how many punches do you think you could get off? Let me guess YOUR punchstats:
@p4pking PUNCH STATS vs Wlad:
Total Punches Thrown: 23
Total Punches Landed: 5
Total jabs: 0
Total Power Shots: 5
Body shots: 5
bbwaaahahahaa
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Wlad would knock me out fairly early. Just too big, long, and strong. I am tall and lanky, but I couldn't get near him and he would time me trying to get close. I don't have the physicality to take his punch and his clinch would snap me in two. His jab would break my nose and the right would end my life.
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Gandalf
Wlad would knock me out fairly early. Just too big, long, and strong. I am tall and lanky, but I couldn't get near him and he would time me trying to get close. I don't have the physicality to take his punch and his clinch would snap me in two. His jab would break my nose and the right would end my life.
no way. You could roll with the punch.
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If it wasn't over with the first punch he connected I'd be very surprised.
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Tam Seddon
If it wasn't over with the first punch he connected I'd be very surprised.
Tam you could last 6 or 7 rounds I am quite sure ;)
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brocktonblockbust
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Gandalf
Wlad would knock me out fairly early. Just too big, long, and strong. I am tall and lanky, but I couldn't get near him and he would time me trying to get close. I don't have the physicality to take his punch and his clinch would snap me in two. His jab would break my nose and the right would end my life.
no way. You could roll with the punch.
I think really I would be in survival mode from the go and Wlad is not really known as a hunter, so maybe that could buy a few seconds. I could maybe shout 'You go champ' a few times too to disorientate him a bit. Maybe then break into a monologue of some kind to lull him to sleep. Either way, it is a tough ask getting through that round.
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I imagine that if you enjoy a long cuddle you could go the full 12.
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I'd throw a left straight ala Corrie Sanders and knock his old ass out!
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Considering I'm a good swimmer I'd go a round easy.
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Brock - you look about 5'6 with short legs, he's 6'6 with long arms. He takes one step to your 5. You can't run.
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I can take smaller steps than he thinks I'll take. So he thinks one of his is 5 of mine, but I'll take 8 steps for every one of his, so he'll be 3 steps AHEAD of me, and I'll then take advantage of his overconfidence.
I could land 4 good body shots on Wladimir in the first round.
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Loving the old timey Benny Hill speed up on that vid but we could have used more t shirts ;D
I'd last at least 6 minutes. After throwing myself at his feet, the ref check and glove dust off I'd hit him low on the blind side of the ref so hard he'd need the full five minutes..after that I hope he just tries to mercy hug me to death rather than pole axing me flat out. Either way they better not take my check! Cause I came to win!!!:-X
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Realistically, the best chance any of us non-boxers have is for Wlad to slip on some shit from our trunks and fall and hurt himself.
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brocktonblockbust
That strangely looks like Afganistan landscape. With your terrorist training you might actually be able to take Wlad out.
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im a bit of a lover myself so i reckon i could hold my own with the cuddles
when wlad started punching later in the fight i might struggle a bit, but the first 8 or 9 rounds of cuddling id definately be in there with a shout
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I would jab Wlad and circle for the next 2 minutes and 50 seconds. After the minutes rest I would jab and run. In the 3rd round I would jab and hug. 4th round I would injure my toe and retire claiming I would have won.
