Brock - you look about 5'6 with short legs, he's 6'6 with long arms. He takes one step to your 5. You can't run.
Brock - you look about 5'6 with short legs, he's 6'6 with long arms. He takes one step to your 5. You can't run.
3-Time SADDO PREDICTION COMP CHAMPION.
Brock, with your mouth and all the shit you would have said before the fight, Wlad would be out for your blood.
I screamed, "Please Sir, don't beat the shit out of my friend, he can't control his mouth! Please!"
Then he said, "Ask me to stop in 5 languages, I will consider it."
Then I said, "Damn it! Go ahead beat the shit out of him." Lol
I can take smaller steps than he thinks I'll take. So he thinks one of his is 5 of mine, but I'll take 8 steps for every one of his, so he'll be 3 steps AHEAD of me, and I'll then take advantage of his overconfidence.
I could land 4 good body shots on Wladimir in the first round.
Last edited by brocktonblockbust; 07-07-2015 at 10:16 PM.
Loving the old timey Benny Hill speed up on that vid but we could have used more t shirts
I'd last at least 6 minutes. After throwing myself at his feet, the ref check and glove dust off I'd hit him low on the blind side of the ref so hard he'd need the full five minutes..after that I hope he just tries to mercy hug me to death rather than pole axing me flat out. Either way they better not take my check! Cause I came to win!!!![]()
Realistically, the best chance any of us non-boxers have is for Wlad to slip on some shit from our trunks and fall and hurt himself.
im a bit of a lover myself so i reckon i could hold my own with the cuddles
when wlad started punching later in the fight i might struggle a bit, but the first 8 or 9 rounds of cuddling id definately be in there with a shout
Officially the only saddo who has had a girlfriend
I would jab Wlad and circle for the next 2 minutes and 50 seconds. After the minutes rest I would jab and run. In the 3rd round I would jab and hug. 4th round I would injure my toe and retire claiming I would have won.
Do not let success go to your head and do not let failure get to your heart.
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