The Saddos Murder Mystery...

OK I was wondering around some old long abandoned threads when I stumbled across a body lying face down, there was claret everywhere so I immediately suspected foul play, I approached the body and saw that it was none other than Master...

So fellow Saddos, it looks as though we have ourselves a real humdinger of a whodunnit, so who would be your number 1 suspect and what is your reasoning behind it?

I mean we all know that Brock is batshit crazy and potentially capable of anything but murder? surely Brock is just 99% the rantings of a madman

Hows about GaMo? we know that him and Master follow each other around the forum picking at each other over their love/hate for Floyd. Could Masters barbed comments have tipped GaMo over the edge, we all know he is an angry young man who fiercely defends his favourite fighters to the end, would he go to these lengths though?

Primo? now we all know that these two have had beef in the past, Master wrongly cheated him out of victory of their bet (which coincidentally also revolved around Floyd and his retirement) it is well documented that Master wrongly claimed victory and changed Primos avatar and signature to a picture of Jennifer Anniston (for reasons that only Master knows) could the humiliation and injustice of this have caused Primo to attack Master?

there are plenty of suspects, so who on this forum do you think capable of murder? why and what are their motives?

p.s. sorry master I picked on you purely because you are clearly incapable of murder yourself and you have enough enemies to make this thread possible

p.p.s. maybe Denilson came back for one final 'fuck you' to thee forum, after all it was Master who banned him.

remember lads, its just a bit of fun.

Butler Batman did it when he watched a late night boxing match after telling master he was going to sleep and was caught out.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2Le9IuF5lFc @Master

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Don't worry about them killing you, Master. You haven't made it on the Internet until you have made some enemies.

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Why would Master have wine spilled around him?



If anybody was to do something to @Master I'd bite their fucking face off.....he's a good dude, solid bro :thumb:

......I'd also blame @ClubberLang because WOWZAS there's a serial killer for you street sweeping maniac


brockton has some crazy, Charlie Z had some crazy, but Clubber....it was all bubbling underneath the surface he was probably found with a dead hooker and that's why he hasn't posted since 2012 but I'd bet he would come back and do something crazy like that.



Had Master been raped @Batman? Pre or Post murder? Had the body been mutilated?

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......I'd also blame @ClubberLang because WOWZAS there's a serial killer for you street sweeping maniac


brockton has some crazy, Charlie Z had some crazy, but Clubber....it was all bubbling underneath the surface he was probably found with a dead hooker and that's why he hasn't posted since 2012 but I'd bet he would come back and do something crazy like that.



Had Master been raped @Batman? Pre or Post murder? Had the body been mutilated?

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I shouldn't really release those details because it could affect the investigation...but yes...yes he had...both pre and post murder

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......I'd also blame @ClubberLang because WOWZAS there's a serial killer for you street sweeping maniac


brockton has some crazy, Charlie Z had some crazy, but Clubber....it was all bubbling underneath the surface he was probably found with a dead hooker and that's why he hasn't posted since 2012 but I'd bet he would come back and do something crazy like that.



Had Master been raped @Batman? Pre or Post murder? Had the body been mutilated?

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I shouldn't really release those details because it could affect the investigation...but yes...yes he had...both pre and post murder

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So that would mean Clubber had help.....everyone knows Clubber couldn't have done this alone.

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......I'd also blame @ClubberLang because WOWZAS there's a serial killer for you street sweeping maniac


brockton has some crazy, Charlie Z had some crazy, but Clubber....it was all bubbling underneath the surface he was probably found with a dead hooker and that's why he hasn't posted since 2012 but I'd bet he would come back and do something crazy like that.



Had Master been raped @Batman? Pre or Post murder? Had the body been mutilated?

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I shouldn't really release those details because it could affect the investigation...but yes...yes he had...both pre and post murder

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I heard someone was creeping around Wightwick Manor and Gardens, it was some guy with some roses in his head and they were yelling hey Dave hey Dave the next thing I was thinking of visiting Austin Texas

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......I'd also blame @ClubberLang because WOWZAS there's a serial killer for you street sweeping maniac


brockton has some crazy, Charlie Z had some crazy, but Clubber....it was all bubbling underneath the surface he was probably found with a dead hooker and that's why he hasn't posted since 2012 but I'd bet he would come back and do something crazy like that.



Had Master been raped @Batman? Pre or Post murder? Had the body been mutilated?

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I shouldn't really release those details because it could affect the investigation...but yes...yes he had...both pre and post murder

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Shut up @Master you are supposed to be dead

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it would be a real shame if someone killed Master

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it would be a real shame if someone killed Master

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Prime suspect, Batman. This guy did it. (I am the ghost of master)

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it would be a real shame if someone killed Master

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Prime suspect, Batman. This guy did it. (I am the ghost of master)

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at present I'm thinking Gaymo, Beanz and Brock are the main suspects

I'm excluding Primo from further investigations, he knows he was the A side, he knows it was a robbery and like a real champ he is getting on with his career, if there is a rematch we know it won't be held in Vegas.

Gaymo is still angry, since I started this thread he has actually conversed with me like a normal human being, that raises suspicions

Brock is like a talkative version of Harvey Price, he's big, retarded and strong, he may have not meant it, it could have been a George and Lenny situation, maybe he just petted Master to hard and broke his neck, maybe Master upset him and he decided to twist his neck off, this is what needs investigating

Beanz is the strange one, I have no evidence or motive to link him directly to Masters murder but I have this strange niggling feeling about him, did he murder Master in the hope that Brock would get the blame and ultimately get banned, we all know that the Beanflicker would be rather pleased with that outcome, therefore I'm not ruling him out.

@Fenster is still a secondary suspect as well, we all know that these are the two most prominent mods on the forum, and they have quite opposing views (especially when it comes to PPV) does Fenners want Master out of the way so he can take lead as head Mod, does he want Master out of the way so PPV can rule unopposed?

My only doubt against Fenners is that he would have owned up to it straight away and said 'yeah I smashed the cunt in his boat race with a sledgehammer...FACT'

I've got to ask, what was the cause of death? How long has he been dead? Have we found a murder weapon yet? What's the timeline of his movements @Master 's ghost?




Can we be certain that it wasn't aliens? The Rothschild's? The Illuminati? 4H? The League of Women Voters? Or maybe dare I say it......the Manson Family?





What are the details?

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it would be a real shame if someone killed Master

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Prime suspect, Batman. This guy did it. (I am the ghost of master)

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at present I'm thinking Gaymo, Beanz and Brock are the main suspects

I'm excluding Primo from further investigations, he knows he was the A side, he knows it was a robbery and like a real champ he is getting on with his career, if there is a rematch we know it won't be held in Vegas.

Gaymo is still angry, since I started this thread he has actually conversed with me like a normal human being, that raises suspicions

Brock is like a talkative version of Harvey Price, he's big, retarded and strong, he may have not meant it, it could have been a George and Lenny situation, maybe he just petted Master to hard and broke his neck, maybe Master upset him and he decided to twist his neck off, this is what needs investigating

Beanz is the strange one, I have no evidence or motive to link him directly to Masters murder but I have this strange niggling feeling about him, did he murder Master in the hope that Brock would get the blame and ultimately get banned, we all know that the Beanflicker would be rather pleased with that outcome, therefore I'm not ruling him out.

@Fenster is still a secondary suspect as well, we all know that these are the two most prominent mods on the forum, and they have quite opposing views (especially when it comes to PPV) does Fenners want Master out of the way so he can take lead as head Mod, does he want Master out of the way so PPV can rule unopposed?

My only doubt against Fenners is that he would have owned up to it straight away and said 'yeah I smashed the cunt in his boat race with a sledgehammer...FACT'

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I don't go around asking for people to be banned. It's not my style. I relish a fight, it is in my blood and how do you know that Master could not kick your fat Brummie arse Mr Wayne? I call shenanigans and name you as the culprit Miss Marple:o

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I've got to ask, what was the cause of death? How long has he been dead? Have we found a murder weapon yet? What's the timeline of his movements @Master 's ghost?




Can we be certain that it wasn't aliens? The Rothschild's? The Illuminati? 4H? The League of Women Voters? Or maybe dare I say it......the Manson Family?





What are the details?

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I appreciate your enthusiasm into the investigation but if I give too much away then it could compromise the evidence that we currently have, it could also spawn copycat forum murders.

All that I can say is that there was a broken neck, blood and extreme and brutal amounts of sodomy

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I've got to ask, what was the cause of death? How long has he been dead? Have we found a murder weapon yet? What's the timeline of his movements @Master 's ghost?




Can we be certain that it wasn't aliens? The Rothschild's? The Illuminati? 4H? The League of Women Voters? Or maybe dare I say it......the Manson Family?





What are the details?

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I appreciate your enthusiasm into the investigation but if I give too much away then it could compromise the evidence that we currently have, it could also spawn copycat forum murders.

All that I can say is that there was a broken neck, blood and extreme and brutal amounts of sodomy

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It was deffo you then. Frustrated at not being invited round to Nigels

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it would be a real shame if someone killed Master

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Prime suspect, Batman. This guy did it. (I am the ghost of master)

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at present I'm thinking Gaymo, Beanz and Brock are the main suspects

I'm excluding Primo from further investigations, he knows he was the A side, he knows it was a robbery and like a real champ he is getting on with his career, if there is a rematch we know it won't be held in Vegas.

Gaymo is still angry, since I started this thread he has actually conversed with me like a normal human being, that raises suspicions

Brock is like a talkative version of Harvey Price, he's big, retarded and strong, he may have not meant it, it could have been a George and Lenny situation, maybe he just petted Master to hard and broke his neck, maybe Master upset him and he decided to twist his neck off, this is what needs investigating

Beanz is the strange one, I have no evidence or motive to link him directly to Masters murder but I have this strange niggling feeling about him, did he murder Master in the hope that Brock would get the blame and ultimately get banned, we all know that the Beanflicker would be rather pleased with that outcome, therefore I'm not ruling him out.

@Fenster is still a secondary suspect as well, we all know that these are the two most prominent mods on the forum, and they have quite opposing views (especially when it comes to PPV) does Fenners want Master out of the way so he can take lead as head Mod, does he want Master out of the way so PPV can rule unopposed?

My only doubt against Fenners is that he would have owned up to it straight away and said 'yeah I smashed the cunt in his boat race with a sledgehammer...FACT'

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I don't go around asking for people to be banned. It's not my style. I relish a fight, it is in my blood and how do you know that Master could not kick your fat Brummie arse Mr Wayne? I call shenanigans and name you as the culprit Miss Marple:o

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And that proves my point my old beanflicker, you don't ask for them to be banned, you are more devious than that.

Your accusation also smacks of desperation, if @Master could kick my fat Brummie ass then how could I have killed and sodomized him?

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I've got to ask, what was the cause of death? How long has he been dead? Have we found a murder weapon yet? What's the timeline of his movements @Master 's ghost?




Can we be certain that it wasn't aliens? The Rothschild's? The Illuminati? 4H? The League of Women Voters? Or maybe dare I say it......the Manson Family?





What are the details?

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I appreciate your enthusiasm into the investigation but if I give too much away then it could compromise the evidence that we currently have, it could also spawn copycat forum murders.

All that I can say is that there was a broken neck, blood and extreme and brutal amounts of sodomy

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It was deffo you then. Frustrated at not being invited round to Nigels

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It's 'our Nige' not 'Nigel what sort of dweebs do you think I hang around with

Our Nige is also my alibi, we were snorting cocaine out of hookers fanny cracks at the time of the death, it was only after that I found the body

The only people with any motive are Batman, Primo and Mark TKO. Primo would have more style and much less substance, Mark TKO would never waste time in a virtual murder so that just leaves the asthmatic wheezing slightly faded ghey grey caped cruising arse invader...you!

We are all suspects therefore I shall indulge your fantasy what is my motive

Trust me, if it means that he can't post anymore cos he's murdered, I'd fucking do it , do a bit of plea bargaining and maybe do a 4 or 5 stretch for manslaughter. Well worth it.

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We are all suspects therefore I shall indulge your fantasy what is my motive

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Living 30 minutes away it was all too easy. You could not take the risk of having to change your own AV to the Green Nob Goblin :-) and there are only so many times anyone can read about how hard it is too not bring up Floyd, or open a wallet welded shut and full of moths.

Walrus is a possible suspect too. He isn't Master's biggest fan either and doesn't like being called a fool. If there was a sodomy as well, then good old Walrus might well have been loitering that particular evening.

Serial wanking to vhs porn comes with risks. At his advanced age and pharmaceutically induced drive our friend Master found himself in over his head but dutifully flogged on. I truly believe there are no murderers among us, Master was simply a case of cardiac wank. That stubborn dedicated SOB :-\. Now let us all take a moment and bow our heads..

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We are all suspects therefore I shall indulge your fantasy what is my motive

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Living 30 minutes away it was all too easy. You could not take the risk of having to change your own AV to the Green Nob Goblin :-) and there are only so many times anyone can read about how hard it is too not bring up Floyd, or open a wallet welded shut and full of moths.

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I would like to counter that with the following:

If the obsession with Floyd pushed me to breaking point the surely I would target GayMo, he is Masters biggest trigger, take out GayMo and @Master can sleep easy.

Me and Master regularly arrange date nights and sit up until the early hours engaging in deep and meaningful conversations, just take a look at the threads for any big international fight for evidence.

The fact that I live 30 minutes away is something that has never been broadcast on the forum (although I don't actually know where master is from) and it seems like a convenient point for you to throw into the argument, could it be that you are trying to frame someone for the murder yourself?

I still think maybe Denilson snuck in through the back door and take revenge.

WTF do I have to be bummed?????? (master's ghost again)

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Yup, unfortunately that's the way that the story goes

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WTF do I have to be bummed?????? (master's ghost again)

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Don’t act as if you don’t love it!

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WTF do I have to be bummed?????? (master's ghost again)

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Don’t act as if you don’t love it!

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Gaymo did it. I am sure he was behind me the whole time. (masters ghost)

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WTF do I have to be bummed?????? (master's ghost again)

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Don’t act as if you don’t love it!

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Gaymo did it. I am sure he was behind me the whole time. (masters ghost)

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I just applied the butter and held the camera

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WTF do I have to be bummed?????? (master's ghost again)

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Don’t act as if you don’t love it!

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Gaymo did it. I am sure he was behind me the whole time. (masters ghost)

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I just applied the butter and held the camera

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There you have the admission.

It wasn't me ....... I was at Pizza Express in Woking ;D

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It wasn't me ....... I was at Pizza Express in Woking ;D

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@Batman you dropped that's soap in those shower, and @Master and his ghost ***LOWERED THE BOOM*** @walrus