The Saddos Murder Mystery...

[Batman]

it would be a real shame if someone killed Master

Prime suspect, Batman. This guy did it. (I am the ghost of master)

at present I'm thinking Gaymo, Beanz and Brock are the main suspects

I'm excluding Primo from further investigations, he knows he was the A side, he knows it was a robbery and like a real champ he is getting on with his career, if there is a rematch we know it won't be held in Vegas.

Gaymo is still angry, since I started this thread he has actually conversed with me like a normal human being, that raises suspicions

Brock is like a talkative version of Harvey Price, he's big, retarded and strong, he may have not meant it, it could have been a George and Lenny situation, maybe he just petted Master to hard and broke his neck, maybe Master upset him and he decided to twist his neck off, this is what needs investigating

Beanz is the strange one, I have no evidence or motive to link him directly to Masters murder but I have this strange niggling feeling about him, did he murder Master in the hope that Brock would get the blame and ultimately get banned, we all know that the Beanflicker would be rather pleased with that outcome, therefore I'm not ruling him out.

@Fenster is still a secondary suspect as well, we all know that these are the two most prominent mods on the forum, and they have quite opposing views (especially when it comes to PPV) does Fenners want Master out of the way so he can take lead as head Mod, does he want Master out of the way so PPV can rule unopposed?

My only doubt against Fenners is that he would have owned up to it straight away and said 'yeah I smashed the cunt in his boat race with a sledgehammer...FACT'

[El Kabong]

I've got to ask, what was the cause of death? How long has he been dead? Have we found a murder weapon yet? What's the timeline of his movements @Master 's ghost?




Can we be certain that it wasn't aliens? The Rothschild's? The Illuminati? 4H? The League of Women Voters? Or maybe dare I say it......the Manson Family?





What are the details?

[Batman]

I've got to ask, what was the cause of death? How long has he been dead? Have we found a murder weapon yet? What's the timeline of his movements @Master 's ghost?




Can we be certain that it wasn't aliens? The Rothschild's? The Illuminati? 4H? The League of Women Voters? Or maybe dare I say it......the Manson Family?





What are the details?

I appreciate your enthusiasm into the investigation but if I give too much away then it could compromise the evidence that we currently have, it could also spawn copycat forum murders.

All that I can say is that there was a broken neck, blood and extreme and brutal amounts of sodomy

[Beanz]

I've got to ask, what was the cause of death? How long has he been dead? Have we found a murder weapon yet? What's the timeline of his movements @Master 's ghost?




Can we be certain that it wasn't aliens? The Rothschild's? The Illuminati? 4H? The League of Women Voters? Or maybe dare I say it......the Manson Family?





What are the details?

I appreciate your enthusiasm into the investigation but if I give too much away then it could compromise the evidence that we currently have, it could also spawn copycat forum murders.

All that I can say is that there was a broken neck, blood and extreme and brutal amounts of sodomy

It was deffo you then. Frustrated at not being invited round to Nigels

[Batman]

I've got to ask, what was the cause of death? How long has he been dead? Have we found a murder weapon yet? What's the timeline of his movements @Master 's ghost?




Can we be certain that it wasn't aliens? The Rothschild's? The Illuminati? 4H? The League of Women Voters? Or maybe dare I say it......the Manson Family?





What are the details?

I appreciate your enthusiasm into the investigation but if I give too much away then it could compromise the evidence that we currently have, it could also spawn copycat forum murders.

All that I can say is that there was a broken neck, blood and extreme and brutal amounts of sodomy

It was deffo you then. Frustrated at not being invited round to Nigels

It's 'our Nige' not 'Nigel what sort of dweebs do you think I hang around with

Our Nige is also my alibi, we were snorting cocaine out of hookers fanny cracks at the time of the death, it was only after that I found the body

[Beanz]

The only people with any motive are Batman, Primo and Mark TKO. Primo would have more style and much less substance, Mark TKO would never waste time in a virtual murder so that just leaves the asthmatic wheezing slightly faded ghey grey caped cruising arse invader...you!

[Batman]

We are all suspects therefore I shall indulge your fantasy what is my motive

[Beanz]

it would be a real shame if someone killed Master

Prime suspect, Batman. This guy did it. (I am the ghost of master)

at present I'm thinking Gaymo, Beanz and Brock are the main suspects

I'm excluding Primo from further investigations, he knows he was the A side, he knows it was a robbery and like a real champ he is getting on with his career, if there is a rematch we know it won't be held in Vegas.

Gaymo is still angry, since I started this thread he has actually conversed with me like a normal human being, that raises suspicions

Brock is like a talkative version of Harvey Price, he's big, retarded and strong, he may have not meant it, it could have been a George and Lenny situation, maybe he just petted Master to hard and broke his neck, maybe Master upset him and he decided to twist his neck off, this is what needs investigating

Beanz is the strange one, I have no evidence or motive to link him directly to Masters murder but I have this strange niggling feeling about him, did he murder Master in the hope that Brock would get the blame and ultimately get banned, we all know that the Beanflicker would be rather pleased with that outcome, therefore I'm not ruling him out.

@Fenster is still a secondary suspect as well, we all know that these are the two most prominent mods on the forum, and they have quite opposing views (especially when it comes to PPV) does Fenners want Master out of the way so he can take lead as head Mod, does he want Master out of the way so PPV can rule unopposed?

My only doubt against Fenners is that he would have owned up to it straight away and said 'yeah I smashed the cunt in his boat race with a sledgehammer...FACT'

I don't go around asking for people to be banned. It's not my style. I relish a fight, it is in my blood and how do you know that Master could not kick your fat Brummie arse Mr Wayne? I call shenanigans and name you as the culprit Miss Marple

[Batman]

it would be a real shame if someone killed Master

Prime suspect, Batman. This guy did it. (I am the ghost of master)

at present I'm thinking Gaymo, Beanz and Brock are the main suspects

I'm excluding Primo from further investigations, he knows he was the A side, he knows it was a robbery and like a real champ he is getting on with his career, if there is a rematch we know it won't be held in Vegas.

Gaymo is still angry, since I started this thread he has actually conversed with me like a normal human being, that raises suspicions

Brock is like a talkative version of Harvey Price, he's big, retarded and strong, he may have not meant it, it could have been a George and Lenny situation, maybe he just petted Master to hard and broke his neck, maybe Master upset him and he decided to twist his neck off, this is what needs investigating

Beanz is the strange one, I have no evidence or motive to link him directly to Masters murder but I have this strange niggling feeling about him, did he murder Master in the hope that Brock would get the blame and ultimately get banned, we all know that the Beanflicker would be rather pleased with that outcome, therefore I'm not ruling him out.

@Fenster is still a secondary suspect as well, we all know that these are the two most prominent mods on the forum, and they have quite opposing views (especially when it comes to PPV) does Fenners want Master out of the way so he can take lead as head Mod, does he want Master out of the way so PPV can rule unopposed?

My only doubt against Fenners is that he would have owned up to it straight away and said 'yeah I smashed the cunt in his boat race with a sledgehammer...FACT'

I don't go around asking for people to be banned. It's not my style. I relish a fight, it is in my blood and how do you know that Master could not kick your fat Brummie arse Mr Wayne? I call shenanigans and name you as the culprit Miss Marple

And that proves my point my old beanflicker, you don't ask for them to be banned, you are more devious than that.

Your accusation also smacks of desperation, if @Master could kick my fat Brummie ass then how could I have killed and sodomized him?