Ariana Grande gets groped, leered at.... at Aretha Franklin's funeral

https://www.msn.com/en-us/music/cele...id=mailsignout



Sometimes you don't have to make shit up. Reality is weird enough on its own.

So this performer gets, let me see if I got this straight........

1. Groped by a bishop.
2. Leered at by a former President.

..... all at a funeral honoring Aretha Franklin. Okaaaaay.



Oh, but the bishop defended himself saying he hugs ALL male and female artists. Hmm.... I wonder if he ever gets any nipple action. I'm sure he could probably correctly estimate Ariana's cup size by now.

Clinton looked decidedly un-former-Presidential leering at Ariana up and down. Someone should've handed the man a kerchief to wipe the drool off the side of his mouth. Totally dirty old man-ish.

In earlier news, Madonna had been raked over the coals for making a Franklin tribute all about herself.

Poor Aretha dies, and it's a circus out there.

All innocent interaction, happens all the time.

Dudes it’s scary shit. Sometimes girls I know will give me a hug but I’m not paying attention when they dive in. As they work the inside I try to get my footwork down and face them appropriately and sure enough a hand will touch a breast, ass or something. It really is a frightening thing as often it’s at work and I don’t know if I should say hey sorry I just touched your tit or ass I didn’t mean to but u moved in real quick and I couldn’t judge placement that quickly. I guess they understood as they continue to do it but this day and age it is scary, they should definitely wear burkas

Poke fun all you want, but you gotta feel for Ariana.

Oh wait....... the bishop beat me to it.

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Now that is a hat. What are the legs holes at the top for?

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Why has this woman got a giant black frog fish on her head ?
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Poke fun all you want, but you gotta feel for Ariana.

Oh wait....... the bishop beat me to it.

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The bishop grabbed and then held on for dear life. I felt bad for the girl, whoever she is.

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Dudes it’s scary shit. Sometimes girls I know will give me a hug but I’m not paying attention when they dive in. As they work the inside I try to get my footwork down and face them appropriately and sure enough a hand will touch a breast, ass or something. It really is a frightening thing as often it’s at work and I don’t know if I should say hey sorry I just touched your tit or ass I didn’t mean to but u moved in real quick and I couldn’t judge placement that quickly. I guess they understood as they continue to do it but this day and age it is scary, they should definitely wear burkas

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Do not worry about it, if they initiate the contact then it is fine. However I have been banned from standing too close to women for 6 months by HR.

Why do I not think that is a joke?

Ariana Grande was not dressed for a funeral #1. #2 Bill Clinton is a rapist

#3 Grande has taken a page out of Trump's book that any kind of news coverage is good coverage! Only she wasn't covered hahaha

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Ariana Grande was not dressed for a funeral #1. #2 Bill Clinton is a rapist

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Would a burqa have solved both problems?

Bishop touches young people inappropriately. Must be trying to climb the career ladder.

He also called her a new Taco Bell menu item :-X

Then they wonder what turns some people off on religion. :rolleyes:

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Then they wonder what turns some people off on religion. :rolleyes:

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Yeah what a pivot, after pissing on cadavers

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Then they wonder what turns some people off on religion. :rolleyes:

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Yeah what a pivot, after pissing on cadavers

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Cool story bro.^©

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Then they wonder what turns some people off on religion. :rolleyes:

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Yeah what a pivot, after pissing on cadavers

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Cool story bro.^©

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Hotel
Knockout
Piss
bwaaaaHAHAHA

Now THAT was un imagen Grande

I think she is very pretty and though the skirt was a little too short I am hopeful that Clinton did not manage to see any underwear action.

I followed her up the escalator

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I followed her up the escalator

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So you think you are better than everyone else on the planet then, do you? Arrogant little bastard! :-X

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I followed her up the escalator

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So you think you are better than everyone else on the planet then, do you? Arrogant little bastard! :-X

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I was elected by the majority to stand at the bottom of escalators!!! bwaaaaHAHAHA

It really is something that I look upon as an unhelpful thing to say to someone.

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Dudes it’s scary shit. Sometimes girls I know will give me a hug but I’m not paying attention when they dive in. As they work the inside I try to get my footwork down and face them appropriately and sure enough a hand will touch a breast, ass or something. It really is a frightening thing as often it’s at work and I don’t know if I should say hey sorry I just touched your tit or ass I didn’t mean to but u moved in real quick and I couldn’t judge placement that quickly. I guess they understood as they continue to do it but this day and age it is scary, they should definitely wear burkas

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Do not worry about it, if they initiate the contact then it is fine. However I have been banned from standing too close to women for 6 months by HR.

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why doesn't that surprise me.

I must admit I was looking too 👀

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Then they wonder what turns some people off on religion. :rolleyes:

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That wasn't religion that was a red carpet event to shit on Trump same as the McCain funeral. Democrats do that at funerals....not sure when it started but it happened at Paul Wellstone's memorial service, it happened at Corretta Scott King's funeral.

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Then they wonder what turns some people off on religion. :rolleyes:

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That wasn't religion that was a red carpet event to shit on Trump same as the McCain funeral. Democrats do that at funerals....not sure when it started but it happened at Paul Wellstone's memorial service, it happened at Corretta Scott King's funeral.

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The man's a bishop, an appointed, high-ranking priest. His conduct speaks volumes, and as such turns off some people toward Catholicism and even religion in general.

FFS, it was a funeral. Trump was nowhere in sight, nor should he have been. Not everything is about politics.

I must say though..... between Madonna and her self-serving "me, me, me" attitude...... the groping bishop..... the leering Clinton..... poor Aretha must be turning over in her grave.

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Then they wonder what turns some people off on religion. :rolleyes:

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That wasn't religion that was a red carpet event to shit on Trump same as the McCain funeral. Democrats do that at funerals....not sure when it started but it happened at Paul Wellstone's memorial service, it happened at Corretta Scott King's funeral.

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The man's a bishop, an appointed, high-ranking priest. His conduct speaks volumes, and as such turns off some people toward Catholicism and even religion in general.

FFS, it was a funeral. Trump was nowhere in sight, nor should he have been. Not everything is about politics.

I must say though..... between Madonna and her self-serving "me, me, me" attitude...... the groping bishop..... the leering Clinton..... poor Aretha must be turning over in her grave.

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Oh I was going on the speakers other than the preacher. If it suits their (The Democrats) narrative they'll politicize anything. Madonna is horrible.


Well at least Aretha didn't have to sit through it.

@TitoFan

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Talking of speaking volumes..... ;D

Clinton used to be a womanizing President. Now he's a perverted, dirty old man former President.

In fairness, if Clinton wasn’t what he is, or rather didn’t have his past, that’s just funny.

It's weird because if that was Trump a lot of people would be outraged that people even made the suggestion he was leering at anyone. Two sides of the same coin.

So Aretha's tribute and funeral have become one long, tragic trainwreck.

Madonna talking about herself at Aretha's tribute and getting bashed for it.
Bishop Charles Ellis III giving Ariana Grande a mammogram at the funeral service and then saying maybe he was "too friendly" (ya think?).
Bill Clinton eyeing Ariana up and down as she sang, barely containing the drool from the side of his mouth.
Rev. Jasper Williams Jr. giving a politically-themed eulogy at the funeral and getting all sorts of criticized by Aretha's family.


Ironically..... it seems R-E-S-P-E-C-T is the least of what she got. :(

So why not just have a quiet family funeral? Why the song and dance? The entire thing was lame. David Bowie showed how you bow out with dignity. Privately done and ashes scattered secretly. It all becomes very undignified.

Hindsight's 20/20, like they say. I'm sure they'd like the chance at a do-over. Pretty sure they'd go for the quiet funeral thing.

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So why not just have a quiet family funeral? Why the song and dance? The entire thing was lame. David Bowie showed how you bow out with dignity. Privately done and ashes scattered secretly. It all becomes very undignified.

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I totally agree with Miles here. 110%. Why the song and dance? Why invite Louis Farrakhan? Why invite Al Sharpton? why invite a Mexican singer to a black funeral and then complain that the Mexican singer wore a mini-skirt? They deserved everything they got. What a bunch of baloney. The whole lot of them. And Maxine Waters giving some fictitious fantastic fictional salute from a nonsense Disney movie? What in God's name is that supposed to mean?

Exactly, it is pathetic. The brain cancer warmonger man one too. Lots of pomp, cameras, and of course political posturing. It's embarrassing for all involved really. The only one with any dignity was surprisingly Trump himself by just going for a round of golf or whatever it is he does.

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So why not just have a quiet family funeral? Why the song and dance? The entire thing was lame. David Bowie showed how you bow out with dignity. Privately done and ashes scattered secretly. It all becomes very undignified.

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I totally agree with Miles here. 110%. Why the song and dance? Why invite Louis Farrakhan? Why invite Al Sharpton? why invite a Mexican singer to a black funeral and then complain that the Mexican singer wore a mini-skirt? They deserved everything they got. What a bunch of baloney. The whole lot of them. And Maxine Waters giving some fictitious fantastic fictional salute from a nonsense Disney movie? What in God's name is that supposed to mean?

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Yeah, fuck'em. It's only the death of a dear and close family member. They invited those people, hoping for a decent funeral, like is afforded to any human being? Fuck'em. They deserved everything they got? Absolutely. After all... it is THEIR fault bishops decided to grope..... Clinton decided to ogle..... and a Reverend decided to get all political. It's Aretha's family's fault. Fuck'em, right Brock?

Should have just said she was great, it really would have been enough.

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Exactly, it is pathetic. The brain cancer warmonger man one too. Lots of pomp, cameras, and of course political posturing. It's embarrassing for all involved really. The only one with any dignity was surprisingly Trump himself by just going for a round of golf or whatever it is he does.

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Precisely. Bang on. That Warmonger subhuman piece of trash who is personally responsible for the deaths of hundreds of thousands of people in Syria and in Iraq and in Afghanistan, SHOULD NEVER HAVE GOTTEN ONE MILLISECOND OF ATTENTION. AGREE THAT DONALD TRUMP WAS THE ONLY ONE WHO DID THE RIGHT THING.

John McShame should have been trampled over by elephants.

Miles has nailed it when he says that it was embarrassing for everyone all around. The sicophants were out in full force.

You know what I mean though, Tito? The way these things get turned into big show almost like the Oscars or something. I just find it all rather gross. Like I say the proper way to do it was like Bowie. Why would you make a funeral political or have Bill Clinton there. Maybe it is just me, but I honestly do not understand it. It all gets a bit like Alan Partridge when he goes to the funeral of Director of the BBC looking for a deal for a new series.