make up a joke...

[Dizaster]

because I made one up...

What did the disgruntled police officer say to another police officer about their new Constable?

"The is nothing stable about that cunt"

HAHAHAAHHAHA

[Munkymagic]

Haha

[Kel]

Man walks into a bakers and says "how much are your sausage rolls"

Assistant says "two for a quid"

Man says "How much for one?"

Assistant says "60p"

Man says "Ok, I'll have the other one"

[Kel]

Where did Saddam keep his magazines?

In Iraq

[Kel]

What do you call a Pakistani who is good at DIY?

Ahmed Mached

[Oggie]

What do you call an Irish man born in China?
Rice Paddy. ©

[Kev]

Good jokes guys but I'm not sure you made all them up, I'm sure I've heard Kel's before

[Andre]

Hmm ok, what do you get if you cross a Hobbit with a Dragon?
Bilbos future family.

[Andre]

Ok:

I've just opened up a new tattoo shop,

I do tats for sexual favors.

Its called 'Tit for Tat'.

[No Contest]

How many bilbo's does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
4, 1 to look up instructions on the internet, 1 to purchase a lightbulb on the internet, 1 to post a thread on lightbulbs, and 1 to hire a handyman off the internet.