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    Default I have fallen madly in love with an ass!

    It is the ass of a girl I have recently started noticing at work... When I go out for a cigarette at 10am, she is just outside the office entrance texting or talking on her phone..

    Now let me start talking about this ass....

    Actually let me start talking about girls asses in general... Obviously in the course of living I have appreciated a LOT of girls asses.. You know you're walking through a shopping district and see girls with nice asses in jeans or tight black pants.. Or a skirt.. It can be because it's just a tiny ass and you find it amazing that a grown lady with boobs can have such a tiny ass.
    Or it can have a bit of something to grab on and squeeze and just suits the girl...Like her curves are just super fine..
    Or a reallllly attractive girl is walking in front of you and a mate, and you both just stare and giggle to each other about how it perfectly sways from side to side as she walks.. And you just know she knows two guys are totally getting off on her ass, which seems to inspire it to sway further and further to each side..
    Or the asses in tight mini skirts.. The ones where the ass kind of comes out a bit and sits in front of you, but then the skirt comes back in tight against her upper thighs, so the ass really stands out... Or a girl's ass in track pants that just makes you want to cuddle up to her ass on a cold night.. Or you can picture the g-string just under it and you imagine her bare ass against the thin bit of material which separates the bare skin from the outside world.. And you...

    Basically what i'm getting at, is there are 1000's of different times in your life you come across a nice ass to admire... Whether it's just a glimpse, or a full 5 minute show as you walk behind a girl, that could only be made better with some popcorn and a lounge chair..
    All the different shapes and sizes that make that ass fantastic to look at,,, and all the different clothes that accentuate it,,, and the different gorgeous girls the asses are attached to.. Asses everywhere.. They don't seem to ever get old, but it's safe to say everyone has seen a nice ass they can appreciate,,,, probably within the last day or two...

    But what i'm about to talk about is not just any hot ass... This ass fits in to no category I have ever assigned an ass to.. Honestly I believe this girls ass was sent directly from god to my eyes... It is just that perfect.. It was fashioned by god personally. With the help of all of the angles, and with collaboration with Satan as well.. And Zues and Isis and every other god that has existed..
    Hell, when you even just LOOK at this ass, you SEE God staring back at you.. Words just absolutely cannot describe what you experience when you look at this ass.. It is breath taking. Literally. My breath shortened and my stomach went into a knot. You could have 1000 women in front of you in all sorts of positions, but you would not for a second shift your gaze from this ass.. It is magical... It is Mystical and puts you under a spell.... If fucken touches your soul when you look at it... I felt my soul being touched by God through this ass...
    I had always heard the saying that goes like : "that ass is so fine it could make a grown man cry", but literally I almost felt like actually weeping when I looked at this ass... I nearly cried just knowing that something so perfect existed in this world.. It is pure heaven in all it's perfection.. I have never witnessed such a site that nearly brought tears to my eyes because of it's beauty.. But this ass did that too me...
    I have absolutely no doubt that if I ever saw this girl peel her pants down over her ass and down her legs, I would cry....
    She had kind of dark maroon silky/cottony work pants on that just ever so softly hugged every part of the ass perfectly without being a single bit too tight, or a single bit loose on any part... It almost looked naked through the pants... In fact I experienced it as if it was naked... Surely she had a g-string and there was but a hair width of fabric between the finest bare ass in the entire cosmos, and my eyes....
    To give you some sort of descriptive image of what this ass is like, it is the absolute perfect mixture between Keyra Augustina's ass, and Kim Kardashian... It was not a tiny little ass my any stretch of the imagination, but it did not stand out on the girl as to big for her body.. It was just fucking amazingly perfect... Perfect in a way that no one could ever just describe the perfect ass, and come up with this one... It is perfect in a way that the imagination could not even fathom such an ass... It is only for the eyes to behold, and the memory to try to burn it into permanent existence there..
    This ass could cause world wars, and immediately bring them to a holt... It could end wars between gods just by a mere glimpse of it from either side..
    I am under a love spell from this ass that has left me feeling intoxicated for the whole day... My mind goes completely blank when I see it, yet at the same time I see everything of use that the entire universe has to offer...

    Dreams are made and broken by this ass... Any man on the planet could die truly and fully fulfilled if this ass was the last thing they ever saw...

    It's is pure perfection and I have never ever ever seen anything like it.. And god help me if I never get to see it again....

    I'm in a dream now just talking about it.....

    THE ass of the entire history of man...

    I just want to grab onto it,,, and hold onto it... forever....




    The reference asses which do not hold a candle to the enchantment the ass I have talked about has put me under..




    When I come down from the euphoria of the ass, I will describe the girl that it belongs to... I have no idea really what the rest of her is like... I know she has a smile that would melt half of Antarctica, but to take in much more after having my entire soul smothered by the overwhelming heaveness of her ass would have been to much to handle in a single day...
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    I must admit that I had a rear end moment this evening. I had driven downtown to the bus station to meet my wife who was coming to visit me and whilst I was waiting I perched myself down onto a bench. Before me I noticed this wonderfully shaped creature waving at a bus. She had on these delightful jeans and you could see the exquisite shape of her body. I looked on and thought to myself "that's a fine figure of a woman". She then turned around and I had to avert my gaze as it isn't cool to let on that you have been looking at someone's behind. I looked up and there she was. "Hello!", she said with a big smile before darting away. I said "Hello" back and on saying that realised that it was one of my students.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Dizaster View Post
    It is the ass of a girl I have recently started noticing at work... When I go out for a cigarette at 10am, she is just outside the office entrance texting or talking on her phone..

    Now let me start talking about this ass....

    Actually let me start talking about girls asses in general... Obviously in the course of living I have appreciated a LOT of girls asses.. You know you're walking through a shopping district and see girls with nice asses in jeans or tight black pants.. Or a skirt.. It can be because it's just a tiny ass and you find it amazing that a grown lady with boobs can have such a tiny ass.
    Or it can have a bit of something to grab on and squeeze and just suits the girl...Like her curves are just super fine..
    Or a reallllly attractive girl is walking in front of you and a mate, and you both just stare and giggle to each other about how it perfectly sways from side to side as she walks.. And you just know she knows two guys are totally getting off on her ass, which seems to inspire it to sway further and further to each side..
    Or the asses in tight mini skirts.. The ones where the ass kind of comes out a bit and sits in front of you, but then the skirt comes back in tight against her upper thighs, so the ass really stands out... Or a girl's ass in track pants that just makes you want to cuddle up to her ass on a cold night.. Or you can picture the g-string just under it and you imagine her bare ass against the thin bit of material which separates the bare skin from the outside world.. And you...

    Basically what i'm getting at, is there are 1000's of different times in your life you come across a nice ass to admire... Whether it's just a glimpse, or a full 5 minute show as you walk behind a girl, that could only be made better with some popcorn and a lounge chair..
    All the different shapes and sizes that make that ass fantastic to look at,,, and all the different clothes that accentuate it,,, and the different gorgeous girls the asses are attached to.. Asses everywhere.. They don't seem to ever get old, but it's safe to say everyone has seen a nice ass they can appreciate,,,, probably within the last day or two...

    But what i'm about to talk about is not just any hot ass... This ass fits in to no category I have ever assigned an ass to.. Honestly I believe this girls ass was sent directly from god to my eyes... It is just that perfect.. It was fashioned by god personally. With the help of all of the angles, and with collaboration with Satan as well.. And Zues and Isis and every other god that has existed..
    Hell, when you even just LOOK at this ass, you SEE God staring back at you.. Words just absolutely cannot describe what you experience when you look at this ass.. It is breath taking. Literally. My breath shortened and my stomach went into a knot. You could have 1000 women in front of you in all sorts of positions, but you would not for a second shift your gaze from this ass.. It is magical... It is Mystical and puts you under a spell.... If fucken touches your soul when you look at it... I felt my soul being touched by God through this ass...
    I had always heard the saying that goes like : "that ass is so fine it could make a grown man cry", but literally I almost felt like actually weeping when I looked at this ass... I nearly cried just knowing that something so perfect existed in this world.. It is pure heaven in all it's perfection.. I have never witnessed such a site that nearly brought tears to my eyes because of it's beauty.. But this ass did that too me...
    I have absolutely no doubt that if I ever saw this girl peel her pants down over her ass and down her legs, I would cry....
    She had kind of dark maroon silky/cottony work pants on that just ever so softly hugged every part of the ass perfectly without being a single bit too tight, or a single bit loose on any part... It almost looked naked through the pants... In fact I experienced it as if it was naked... Surely she had a g-string and there was but a hair width of fabric between the finest bare ass in the entire cosmos, and my eyes....
    To give you some sort of descriptive image of what this ass is like, it is the absolute perfect mixture between Keyra Augustina's ass, and Kim Kardashian... It was not a tiny little ass my any stretch of the imagination, but it did not stand out on the girl as to big for her body.. It was just fucking amazingly perfect... Perfect in a way that no one could ever just describe the perfect ass, and come up with this one... It is perfect in a way that the imagination could not even fathom such an ass... It is only for the eyes to behold, and the memory to try to burn it into permanent existence there..
    This ass could cause world wars, and immediately bring them to a holt... It could end wars between gods just by a mere glimpse of it from either side..
    I am under a love spell from this ass that has left me feeling intoxicated for the whole day... My mind goes completely blank when I see it, yet at the same time I see everything of use that the entire universe has to offer...

    Dreams are made and broken by this ass... Any man on the planet could die truly and fully fulfilled if this ass was the last thing they ever saw...

    It's is pure perfection and I have never ever ever seen anything like it.. And god help me if I never get to see it again....

    I'm in a dream now just talking about it.....

    THE ass of the entire history of man...

    I just want to grab onto it,,, and hold onto it... forever....




    The reference asses which do not hold a candle to the enchantment the ass I have talked about has put me under..




    When I come down from the euphoria of the ass, I will describe the girl that it belongs to... I have no idea really what the rest of her is like... I know she has a smile that would melt half of Antarctica, but to take in much more after having my entire soul smothered by the overwhelming heaveness of her ass would have been to much to handle in a single day...
    Diz, sure you weren't just feelin all horny when you went outside man? That can heighten things beyond reality. Haha.

    If you are for real, I hereby challenge you right now, to get a photograph of the shit. With the advent of cameras on phone you shuld be able to catch her unawares without even breaking sweat............. Right??

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    Quote Originally Posted by miles View Post
    I must admit that I had a rear end moment this evening. I had driven downtown to the bus station to meet my wife who was coming to visit me and whilst I was waiting I perched myself down onto a bench. Before me I noticed this wonderfully shaped creature waving at a bus. She had on these delightful jeans and you could see the exquisite shape of her body. I looked on and thought to myself "that's a fine figure of a woman". She then turned around and I had to avert my gaze as it isn't cool to let on that you have been looking at someone's behind. I looked up and there she was. "Hello!", she said with a big smile before darting away. I said "Hello" back and on saying that realised that it was one of my students.

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    Diz, you are saddo's greatest ever pervy funker.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Fenster View Post
    Quote Originally Posted by miles View Post
    I must admit that I had a rear end moment this evening. I had driven downtown to the bus station to meet my wife who was coming to visit me and whilst I was waiting I perched myself down onto a bench. Before me I noticed this wonderfully shaped creature waving at a bus. She had on these delightful jeans and you could see the exquisite shape of her body. I looked on and thought to myself "that's a fine figure of a woman". She then turned around and I had to avert my gaze as it isn't cool to let on that you have been looking at someone's behind. I looked up and there she was. "Hello!", she said with a big smile before darting away. I said "Hello" back and on saying that realised that it was one of my students.

    Male student. Fact.

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    tl;dr

    Diz have you tried dressing up like a pirate and calling her a mum cunt?

    Trust me, that shit works!

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    I appreciate where he is coming from.

    I have moved office but use to stare at this girls round ass walking up the open planned office all the time. Bounce Bounce. I could imaging what she looked like naked. beauty.
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    Ah fallen for Princess Gluteness Maxamiss.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Andre View Post
    That picture captures it pretty well.... But still not quite as fine as the one at my work...

    I'll admit i've thought it would be great to get a picture of it, but taking my phone out to take a picture, even covertly, is a bit pervy (and risky) for my liking...
    I'd say my best chance of bringing the glory to all of your eyes is to find out her name and look her up on facebook. And hope she is as proud of her ass as I am for seeing it, and has taken some pictures to show it off...

    Or option B, to chat her up and get her home to my house where she can openly let me take pictures of it... After a thread bragging as much as this of what I witnessed, it would only be fair that I share if I got such an opportunity...


    However i'm sure i'll be 1000 times more nervous now to even look at her, let alone go up and try to charm her, after focusing on how perfect she is throughout this thread...
    Jesus the son of god is not even deserving to posses a girl with such an ass, what hope do I have..
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