I have fallen madly in love with an ass!

[Fenster]

I must admit that I had a rear end moment this evening. I had driven downtown to the bus station to meet my wife who was coming to visit me and whilst I was waiting I perched myself down onto a bench. Before me I noticed this wonderfully shaped creature waving at a bus. She had on these delightful jeans and you could see the exquisite shape of her body. I looked on and thought to myself "that's a fine figure of a woman". She then turned around and I had to avert my gaze as it isn't cool to let on that you have been looking at someone's behind. I looked up and there she was. "Hello!", she said with a big smile before darting away. I said "Hello" back and on saying that realised that it was one of my students.

Male student. Fact.