Boxers Jokes

[ICB]

Ok i wasn't sure there to put this thread but i thought this would be a fun idea so i'll start us off.

Kelly Pavlik looks so white he looks like a blood donor who couldn't say no.

Don't ever go down the pub with Amir Khan he can't even get a round in.

Carlos Maussa was so ugly as a baby, that when he was born the midwife held him up and slapped his mother.

Ok theres few examples to start us off i'll be looking forward to your replies guys/girls

[Violent Demise]

I heard A Mere Con is making his acting debut soon. He's starting in the sequel to the movie "Gone in 60 seconds". It's called "Gone in 54 seconds"

[Dark Lord Al]

This is a gag Missy said a few weeks back -

Amir Khan is so wrapped in cotton wool you would swear he was WHITE lol

[Dark Lord Al]

Did you hear about the Irishman who thought Sugar Diabetes was the South African Flyweight champion

[XaduBoxer]

The boxer was so far behind in points he had to knock out his opponent just to get a draw.


The boxer had written on his tombstone: "You can stop counting. I'm not getting up."


He boxed as Kid Candle. One blow and he was out.

[leggy]

audley harrison will become world champion