Start saving Plopeater!!! this is your dream machine

**Dizaster** · 10-14-2008 08:39 AM

Some men aspire to own a Yacht when they grow old and get rich. Some want a mansion. Some dream of a Ferrari.

But Plopeater my friend, this is the dream machine for you..

It's called a Cloaca, and it is a machine that has been designed to produce shit! Real life shit like you get straight from a human... It makes a crying noise which means it's hungry. You put whatever real life food you like into it's mouth, it then goes through a bunch of processes like it does inside a real human, and comes out as a real life, smelly, brown shit....

This is amazing..

Some freshly made ones...

And a link to a youtube video of this extraordinary machine.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VdlLBWymnUA

**kingfrnk** · 10-14-2008 08:47 AM

ewwwwwwwwwwwww gross man.

**Ghost** · 10-14-2008 08:54 AM

Wonder if he wants fries with that?

**Dizaster** · 10-14-2008 09:31 AM

I wish they'd used their creativity to come up with a machine that would throw a bunch of whatever in one end and a perfect Italian Pizza or Lasagna would come out the other end..

Obviously the designer is a guy after our Plop's heart.

**LEGION** · 10-14-2008 01:31 PM

That gives new meaning to having a shitty job

**Kev** · 10-14-2008 01:47 PM

So would you guys be prepared to eat a plateful of Cloaca's delights?

I'd have a go, I mean it doesn't really seem gross when it's just passed through a series of test tubes and pipes rather than bowels and intestines but you'd at least get the core experience.