I Have A Severly Weird Life

[Trainer Monkey]

When I first started training boxers
I swore Id never manage,Id just train
Then,OK Id do some managing
But Id never promote
Somehow this week I just became a co-promoter for the female middleweight title of the world.
Toto,find me Kansas on a map please.

And no I aint telling you who the principles are,but I will say,I have not an inkling of a clue who's going to win it,and since Im doing all the leg work,Id know more then anybody else,either or could walk with the belt.

[amat]

Please tell me who will win, the middleweight female division is like my 21st favorite division in boxing.

[Trainer Monkey]

Yeah nothing worse then watching Lala Ali,Ann Wolfe,Valerie Mahfood,Holly Holm,Christy Martin
I mean isnt there a John Ruiz pattycake festival on or something,Im sure Valuev is lumbering at something,a wall,an opponent,whatever,it all looks the same.
Yeah them girls are just terrible,hold the phone Shannon Briggs re-developed a pulse,and Frank Warren wants his boys fighting all comers

[amat]

Well I'm a Carina Moreno fan myself and I always though Wolfe and Ali were super middles. But if you have any of those on your card then that's pretty cool I guess.

[Spicoli]

When I first started training boxers
I swore Id never manage,Id just train
Then,OK Id do some managing
But Id never promote
Somehow this week I just became a co-promoter for the female middleweight title of the world.
Toto,find me Kansas on a map please.

And no I aint telling you who the principles are,but I will say,I have not an inkling of a clue who's going to win it,and since Im doing all the leg work,Id know more then anybody else,either or could walk with the belt.

Evolution Monkey.Glad it worked out & good luck

[Trainer Monkey]

When I first started training boxers
I swore Id never manage,Id just train
Then,OK Id do some managing
But Id never promote
Somehow this week I just became a co-promoter for the female middleweight title of the world.
Toto,find me Kansas on a map please.

And no I aint telling you who the principles are,but I will say,I have not an inkling of a clue who's going to win it,and since Im doing all the leg work,Id know more then anybody else,either or could walk with the belt.

Evolution Monkey.Glad it worked out & good luck

The funniest part,is its the money thats having a conniption,Im pretty sure if I set up a ring in front of my house,those girls would fight for free.
Personal,if I wasnt getting in for free,and my bank account had damned well be swelling from it,Id pay serious money to watch the whole card myself.

I throw everyone off in this business,because I dont need to be in it. I could quit the entire mess tomorrow, it wouldnt take away my home, it wouldnt take away the Jeep and the Ranger, it wouldnt take away buttkiss. I mainly do it to make sure the fighters get paid.

This makes me an unstable anomaly in this sport,but to hell with it, as long as the fighters get paid. Im retired,Im not getting my head caved in,they are. They should be getting paid for it.

[ICB]

When I first started training boxers
I swore Id never manage,Id just train
Then,OK Id do some managing
But Id never promote
Somehow this week I just became a co-promoter for the female middleweight title of the world.
Toto,find me Kansas on a map please.

And no I aint telling you who the principles are,but I will say,I have not an inkling of a clue who's going to win it,and since Im doing all the leg work,Id know more then anybody else,either or could walk with the belt.

TM you make some of the most random threads i've ever seen bro.

[Gandalf]

When I first started training boxers
I swore Id never manage,Id just train
Then,OK Id do some managing
But Id never promote
Somehow this week I just became a co-promoter for the female middleweight title of the world.
Toto,find me Kansas on a map please.

And no I aint telling you who the principles are,but I will say,I have not an inkling of a clue who's going to win it,and since Im doing all the leg work,Id know more then anybody else,either or could walk with the belt.

TM you make some of the most random threads i've ever seen bro.

[Trainer Monkey]

When I first started training boxers
I swore Id never manage,Id just train
Then,OK Id do some managing
But Id never promote
Somehow this week I just became a co-promoter for the female middleweight title of the world.
Toto,find me Kansas on a map please.

And no I aint telling you who the principles are,but I will say,I have not an inkling of a clue who's going to win it,and since Im doing all the leg work,Id know more then anybody else,either or could walk with the belt.

TM you make some of the most random threads i've ever seen bro.

Not really,Ive spent the last 4 days talking to promoters,fighters,and venues.
My biggest goal in life right now is a nap

[Dark Lord Al]

When I first started training boxers
I swore Id never manage,Id just train
Then,OK Id do some managing
But Id never promote
Somehow this week I just became a co-promoter for the female middleweight title of the world.
Toto,find me Kansas on a map please.

And no I aint telling you who the principles are,but I will say,I have not an inkling of a clue who's going to win it,and since Im doing all the leg work,Id know more then anybody else,either or could walk with the belt.

TM you make some of the most random threads i've ever seen bro.

Not really,Ive spent the last 4 days talking to promoters,fighters,and venues.
My biggest goal in life right now is a nap

Which is exactly were the rest of Saddo's are going after reading this tread

[Trainer Monkey]

TM you make some of the most random threads i've ever seen bro.

Not really,Ive spent the last 4 days talking to promoters,fighters,and venues.
My biggest goal in life right now is a nap

Which is exactly were the rest of Saddo's are going after reading this tread

Then why did you read it?
Im looking for the large firearm I put against your inch shorter then me head

Cold light of day and all,that was a wee bit harsh on my part,but Al has done nothing for weeks now except for winding me up. I mean its beein the entire focus of his life.
And BTW Al,your still shorter then me

[boozeboxer]

When I first started training boxers
I swore Id never manage,Id just train
Then,OK Id do some managing
But Id never promote
Somehow this week I just became a co-promoter for the female middleweight title of the world.
Toto,find me Kansas on a map please.

And no I aint telling you who the principles are,but I will say,I have not an inkling of a clue who's going to win it,and since Im doing all the leg work,Id know more then anybody else,either or could walk with the belt.

TM you make some of the most random threads i've ever seen bro.

Not really,Ive spent the last 4 days talking to promoters,fighters,and venues.
My biggest goal in life right now is a nap

Don't you have some medieval fag spear to be building?? What about a bottomless cave to spread bat disease?

[Trainer Monkey]

TM you make some of the most random threads i've ever seen bro.

Not really,Ive spent the last 4 days talking to promoters,fighters,and venues.
My biggest goal in life right now is a nap

Don't you have some medieval fag spear to be building?? What about a bottomless cave to spread bat disease?

Yeah nothing says faggy comfort like 10 feet of fiberglass shoved down your throat,except maybe 7 feet of unpadded rattan hitting you over the head.
Your right what could be queerer then hitting someone in the head hard enough to dent 12 guage steel.
I mean short of firearms.
I mean football,thats manly,played it from 8 until I left highschool,tore havoc to my knees,but it wasnt nearly faggy enough,so I found something where I could get my ribs,wrist and both ankles exploded. And since that wasnt O Fe enough I also made sure that one of my faggy friends hit me hard enough to permanently damage one of the nerves in my back.
Eventually I decided I wasnt queer enough for that faggy lifestyle,and decided to go back in to boxing,which was signifigantly safer.

[boozeboxer]

I meant you hunt Steelies with it Trainer Monkey. And i was just kidding.