I Have A Severly Weird Life

[Spicoli]

When I first started training boxers
I swore Id never manage,Id just train
Then,OK Id do some managing
But Id never promote
Somehow this week I just became a co-promoter for the female middleweight title of the world.
Toto,find me Kansas on a map please.

And no I aint telling you who the principles are,but I will say,I have not an inkling of a clue who's going to win it,and since Im doing all the leg work,Id know more then anybody else,either or could walk with the belt.

Evolution Monkey.Glad it worked out & good luck

[Trainer Monkey]

When I first started training boxers
I swore Id never manage,Id just train
Then,OK Id do some managing
But Id never promote
Somehow this week I just became a co-promoter for the female middleweight title of the world.
Toto,find me Kansas on a map please.

And no I aint telling you who the principles are,but I will say,I have not an inkling of a clue who's going to win it,and since Im doing all the leg work,Id know more then anybody else,either or could walk with the belt.

Evolution Monkey.Glad it worked out & good luck

The funniest part,is its the money thats having a conniption,Im pretty sure if I set up a ring in front of my house,those girls would fight for free.
Personal,if I wasnt getting in for free,and my bank account had damned well be swelling from it,Id pay serious money to watch the whole card myself.

I throw everyone off in this business,because I dont need to be in it. I could quit the entire mess tomorrow, it wouldnt take away my home, it wouldnt take away the Jeep and the Ranger, it wouldnt take away buttkiss. I mainly do it to make sure the fighters get paid.

This makes me an unstable anomaly in this sport,but to hell with it, as long as the fighters get paid. Im retired,Im not getting my head caved in,they are. They should be getting paid for it.