Ok I do fear something,its snakes.

[Andre]

Legion wish you were here today mate.Bloke next door comes down and mows his 4 foot grass in the block next door and we got a 4 feet tiger snake in our yard.He still there somewhere. I definatley dont have them on my best freind list like you bro.
I followed him around while i had a mate on the phone and as I was talking and he is driving to us,it went under our fence and was crawling along parrellel to it but under it ,then it comes back out at me! So I got the dogs bed and threw that down in front of it between him and me hoping he'd go under it and stay put till my mates got here but he struck at it and went back under the fence. four of us with right equipment couldnt flush him out so Im turning around looking at 20 second intervals waiting for him to crawl back across the yard.
He was really nice grey more greeny though with jet black stripes right the way around and nearly the whole length of his body.One mate a local aboriginal who I called out said he sees them with maroon colored sides and everything a multidute of colors he said .Anyway if I hadnt of paniced Icould of got a shot of him on phone instead of running like 12 year old girl..maybe when he tries to make his way back.

[Dark Lord Al]

Andre Australia has some real nasty snakes , in fact all the bad ones , so you have a right to fear them.

[Andre]

You think maybe if I declare my place a seperate country they'll stay away .

Might try flying an Irish flag.

[Dizaster]

I used to work at a conference centre/hotel retreat type thing that was out in the country and it was surrounded by long dry grass and open fields... One day I was walking through the place, and I hear this like, ear piercing squeel like someone was dying. I run round the corner to see my boss who was like a pretty Burlie guy, with a shovel in his hand wacking the shit out of these rose bushes.. He was hacking and chopping and we were like, "what's going on"? and he goes "There was a fucking snake".. Just then while he's still chopping, the snake comes flying out of another bush off to the side goes across the grass behind him.. We yelled that the snake was behind him while he's still chopping thinking it was in the roses.. He turnes around and again, the most awful squeel i've ever heard.... He ended up getting it with the shovel...
But he was absolutely terrified of it..

I'm not sure how scared I am of them, because I've seen very few of them in my life.. If I lived in an area where they were around often, I would probably be more afraid...

Spiders just freak me totally the fuck out though.. Horrified by them..

[JT Rock]

I used to work at a conference centre/hotel retreat type thing that was out in the country and it was surrounded by long dry grass and open fields... One day I was walking through the place, and I hear this like, ear piercing squeel like someone was dying. I run round the corner to see my boss who was like a pretty Burlie guy, with a shovel in his hand wacking the shit out of these rose bushes.. He was hacking and chopping and we were like, "what's going on"? and he goes "There was a fucking snake".. Just then while he's still chopping, the snake comes flying out of another bush off to the side goes across the grass behind him.. We yelled that the snake was behind him while he's still chopping thinking it was in the roses.. He turnes around and again, the most awful squeel i've ever heard.... He ended up getting it with the shovel...
But he was absolutely terrified of it..

I'm not sure how scared I am of them, because I've seen very few of them in my life.. If I lived in an area where they were around often, I would probably be more afraid...

Spiders just freak me totally the fuck out though.. Horrified by them..

Spiders scare the fuking bejezus out of me... They are the creepiest thing ever created

[Wadeb_21]

I used to work at a conference centre/hotel retreat type thing that was out in the country and it was surrounded by long dry grass and open fields... One day I was walking through the place, and I hear this like, ear piercing squeel like someone was dying. I run round the corner to see my boss who was like a pretty Burlie guy, with a shovel in his hand wacking the shit out of these rose bushes.. He was hacking and chopping and we were like, "what's going on"? and he goes "There was a fucking snake".. Just then while he's still chopping, the snake comes flying out of another bush off to the side goes across the grass behind him.. We yelled that the snake was behind him while he's still chopping thinking it was in the roses.. He turnes around and again, the most awful squeel i've ever heard.... He ended up getting it with the shovel...
But he was absolutely terrified of it..

I'm not sure how scared I am of them, because I've seen very few of them in my life.. If I lived in an area where they were around often, I would probably be more afraid...

Spiders just freak me totally the fuck out though.. Horrified by them..

Spiders scare the fuking bejezus out of me... They are the creepiest thing ever created

Me to bro. Have you ever seen the movie Arachnophobia. Man I watched that movie years ago and I swear to god for about two days after I always thought spiders were crawling on me. They give me the heebee geebees also.

[ICB]

I used to work at a conference centre/hotel retreat type thing that was out in the country and it was surrounded by long dry grass and open fields... One day I was walking through the place, and I hear this like, ear piercing squeel like someone was dying. I run round the corner to see my boss who was like a pretty Burlie guy, with a shovel in his hand wacking the shit out of these rose bushes.. He was hacking and chopping and we were like, "what's going on"? and he goes "There was a fucking snake".. Just then while he's still chopping, the snake comes flying out of another bush off to the side goes across the grass behind him.. We yelled that the snake was behind him while he's still chopping thinking it was in the roses.. He turnes around and again, the most awful squeel i've ever heard.... He ended up getting it with the shovel...
But he was absolutely terrified of it..

I'm not sure how scared I am of them, because I've seen very few of them in my life.. If I lived in an area where they were around often, I would probably be more afraid...

Spiders just freak me totally the fuck out though.. Horrified by them..

Spiders scare the fuking bejezus out of me... They are the creepiest thing ever created

Glad im not the only one spiders scare the shit outta me, thats my phoebia for certain.

[Salty]

I used to work at a conference centre/hotel retreat type thing that was out in the country and it was surrounded by long dry grass and open fields... One day I was walking through the place, and I hear this like, ear piercing squeel like someone was dying. I run round the corner to see my boss who was like a pretty Burlie guy, with a shovel in his hand wacking the shit out of these rose bushes.. He was hacking and chopping and we were like, "what's going on"? and he goes "There was a fucking snake".. Just then while he's still chopping, the snake comes flying out of another bush off to the side goes across the grass behind him.. We yelled that the snake was behind him while he's still chopping thinking it was in the roses.. He turnes around and again, the most awful squeel i've ever heard.... He ended up getting it with the shovel...
But he was absolutely terrified of it..

I'm not sure how scared I am of them, because I've seen very few of them in my life.. If I lived in an area where they were around often, I would probably be more afraid...

Spiders just freak me totally the fuck out though.. Horrified by them..

We have tiger snakes along the footpath where I run regularly, I hate them. I remember I was in primary school and we had a triathalon and in the space of 2km's of the run I saw about 3 or 4 tiger snakes. I shat myself, that does not even compare to my fear of spiders though. I was biten in yr.8 on m hand when I was getting something out of the shed and had this rash on my hand for 6 months whihc would not go away and was itchy as hell. I was told I was lucky that it was a little one otherwise something serious could have happened to me.

I think that is the only downside of australia; the vast array of animals which can kill you.

[JT Rock]

You think maybe if I declare my place a seperate country they'll stay away .

Might try flying an Irish flag.