Songs you've thought the words were different then they actually are

[PRIDE OF BOSTON]

White Snake- Here I go again - "Going down the only road I've ever known... Like a drifter I was born to wear cologne..."

Snow- Informer- "I'll lick your bum bum now."

Creedence Clearwater Revival-Bad moon on the rise- "There's a bathroom on the right..."

[CFH]

I never heard it like this, but it's my favorite misheard lyric:

Jimi Hendrix: "Excuse me while I kiss this guy"

[PRIDE OF BOSTON]

AC/DC- Dirty Deeds- "Dirty deeds and the thunder king."

[PRIDE OF BOSTON]

Europe- The Final Countdown - "There's a fire downtown"

[Master]

Return of the mack, you know I love you, you know I do do do do.

[CFH]

Just found this site of misheard lyrics:
The Archive of Funny Misheard Music Lyrics - KissThisGuy.com

[Master]

I use to sing "Simply having a wonderful Christmas time" as
"Sidney's having a wonderful Christmas time".

[CFH]

There's a Smashing Pumpkins song with the lyrics "I don't need your love to disconnect" and I always hear is as "I don't need your love to disco dance"

[ryanman]

White Snake- Here I go again - "Going down the only road I've ever known... Like a drifter I was born to wear cologne..."

Snow- Informer- "I'll lick your bum bum now."

Creedence Clearwater Revival-Bad moon on the rise- "There's a bathroom on the right..."

Oh crap, until just now i actually thought they were the words to 'Snow'. What a fool i've been!!

[Zilla]

White Snake- Here I go again - "Going down the only road I've ever known... Like a drifter I was born to wear cologne..."

Snow- Informer- "I'll lick your bum bum now."

Creedence Clearwater Revival-Bad moon on the rise- "There's a bathroom on the right..."

Snow? What planet are you from that you remember him? Next thing you'll be talking about Ini Kamoze, Supercat and Patra.

[PRIDE OF BOSTON]

White Snake- Here I go again - "Going down the only road I've ever known... Like a drifter I was born to wear cologne..."

Snow- Informer- "I'll lick your bum bum now."

Creedence Clearwater Revival-Bad moon on the rise- "There's a bathroom on the right..."

Snow? What planet are you from that you remember him? Next thing you'll be talking about Ini Kamoze, Supercat and Patra.

I'm from the planet of one hit wonder... apparently we're from the same planet as you remember him as well

[frasd]

Tom Cochran's 'Big League'

The lyrics go :

Sometimes at night I can hear the ice crack
It sounds like thunder and it rips through my back

I always hear 'ass' instead of 'ice' and it's a whole different meaning.

[CFH]

Tom Cochran's 'Big League'

The lyrics go :

Sometimes at night I can hear the ice crack
It sounds like thunder and it rips through my back

I always hear 'ass' instead of 'ice' and it's a whole different meaning.

It's a song that has sad meaning for me now, every time I hear that song my mind is draw back to the ceremony for Luc Bourdon at GM Place.

[X]

Derek and the Dominos', "Layla"
Misheard Lyrics:

Darling....won't you ease my hooded man.
Original Lyrics:

Darling... won't you ease my worried mind.

Michael Jackson's, "Smooth Criminal"
Misheard Lyrics:

Annie got you monkey,
monkey
a monkey, Annie

Original Lyrics:

Annie are you okay? Are you okay, Annie?

Eurythmics, "Here Comes The Rain Again"
Misheard Lyrics:

Here comes the rain again, falling on my head like a tragedy,
Falling on my head like a newt in motion
Original Lyrics:

Here comes the rain again, falling on my head like a tragedy
Falling on my head like a new emotion

[CutMeMick]

One of my younger brothers always sand this song as follows:

Elton John - Tiny Dancer

"Hold me closer, Tony Danza"

of course the real lyrics, hold me closer tiny dancer...