Peacocking: who does it and what do you do?

[Kev]

I've had a terrible head cold the last few days and so have spent my time reading PUA sites again with the intent of getting back into the pick up scene.

After reading an article on bracelets I ordered a few gay looking leather bracelets which will hopefully arrive over the weekend. Apparently they give off the impression that you are a sexual person and can increase the quality of girl you can get. As I haven't fucked a good looking girl since last November, and even then she was still a bit plump, I think I need all the help I can get.

I've been working out for the past 7 weeks and my body has noticebly improved. Typical I'm ill this week and can't train but it's only a temporary setback.

But by next weekend I should be fit again and have the opportunity to wear these new little poofy bands and tags.

Now I agree, I find bracelets and male jewelry a bit gay but I'm a pragmatist. If it meant my chances of sleeping with a hot girl were going to be increased I'd happily wear lipstick and woman's perfume, I think that's just how a man should be, adaptable and willing to do what is necessary to win the girl.

The last two girls I've been with were bloaters, awful and my girlfriend before that although very pretty, was a size 12/14.

So I'm hoping improved physical fitness, the beginnings of a six pack and less wobble in my pec area will combine with my new man bracelets to get me down to size 10/12 slutty girls, I'll be happy then.

So what about you guys, any of you wear poncy jewlry or pretentious clothing, hats, scarves, handerchiefs etc in order to stand out from the crowd?

[amat]

Yikes Bilbo. No gay jewelry and the girl I'm 'dating' currently is like a size 2 Actually I'm not so sure about that I am just comparing her to a size 2 I once knew and they're about the same. I haven't had sex with her yet though as I actually really like her despite her being a severe alcoholic I don't know I'm all confused right now.

I just dress like myself although today I am dressed gayer then I normally do. I have one of those Polo shirts that cuffs like right above my elbow but I get a lot of compliments whenever I wear it it makes me look like a healthy slim rather then just straight up skinny which is usually what I get when I wear my usual T shirts. The only accessories I ever wear are oversized glasses that kinda make me look like a bug. Not girly ones or even expensive ones just black Bam Margera types.

WTF is peacocking?

[Kev]

Yikes Bilbo. No gay jewelry and the girl I'm 'dating' currently is like a size 2 Actually I'm not so sure about that I am just comparing her to a size 2 I once knew and they're about the same. I haven't had sex with her yet though as I actually really like her despite her being a severe alcoholic I don't know I'm all confused right now.

I just dress like myself although today I am dressed gayer then I normally do. I have one of those Polo shirts that cuffs like right above my elbow but I get a lot of compliments whenever I wear it it makes me look like a healthy slim rather then just straight up skinny which is usually what I get when I wear my usual T shirts. The only accessories I ever wear are oversized glasses that kinda make me look like a bug. Not girly ones or even expensive ones just black Bam Margera types.

WTF is peacocking?

The thing is Amat you're like 18 mate when most girls are still are young and slim, hence why older pervs like me like them. Get into your mid thirties and girls take a nose dive in attractiveness. Kids, domesticity and decades of chips and pie abuse mean the majority of women over 30 look more like cattle than page 3 glamour fare.

This is the urban dictionary definition of peacking Urban Dictionary: peacocking

Here is the master himself talking about it

[amat]

Well like ICB I plan on finding a girl to marry and call her 'my girl' and settle down and talk about it on here before the time I turn 30. However, the majority of my friends are from work and are much older then me and they do fine for themselves with the over 30 crowd, IDK though. I still wouldn't consider scarves and hankerchiefs Bilbo.

[Youngblood]

I went hardcore peacock with a tattoo from neck to elbow. I'll sometimes even wear baby blue (zomg so ghey!) body shirts my gramma bought me cuz i know it adds to the whole peacock thingmabopper. But the tattoo sealed the deal really. Them chics who used to only like the bad boys and hate the jocks? Well I get them now too because of it if need be. Sure it'll prob. look stupid when I'm 40, but by them who cares, they'll all have saggy tits and horrible histories by then anyway.

[Gandalf]

I don't peacock (is that even how you express it?), but say go for it, Bilbo! Get your bracelets on, but hold back on the cherry lipstick unless you are going for some self cutting emo types. I have been asked if I am gay when I sport nothing but a short back and sides and regular casual clothing. No chance I am going to start wearing bracelets and looking like a proper old dandy.