I've had a terrible head cold the last few days and so have spent my time reading PUA sites again with the intent of getting back into the pick up scene.

After reading an article on bracelets I ordered a few gay looking leather bracelets which will hopefully arrive over the weekend. Apparently they give off the impression that you are a sexual person and can increase the quality of girl you can get. As I haven't fucked a good looking girl since last November, and even then she was still a bit plump, I think I need all the help I can get.

I've been working out for the past 7 weeks and my body has noticebly improved. Typical I'm ill this week and can't train but it's only a temporary setback.

But by next weekend I should be fit again and have the opportunity to wear these new little poofy bands and tags.

Now I agree, I find bracelets and male jewelry a bit gay but I'm a pragmatist. If it meant my chances of sleeping with a hot girl were going to be increased I'd happily wear lipstick and woman's perfume, I think that's just how a man should be, adaptable and willing to do what is necessary to win the girl.

The last two girls I've been with were bloaters, awful and my girlfriend before that although very pretty, was a size 12/14.

So I'm hoping improved physical fitness, the beginnings of a six pack and less wobble in my pec area will combine with my new man bracelets to get me down to size 10/12 slutty girls, I'll be happy then.

So what about you guys, any of you wear poncy jewlry or pretentious clothing, hats, scarves, handerchiefs etc in order to stand out from the crowd?