What are your Pet Peeves with ESPN?

[TitoFan]

I don't know whether this network is even watched or available in the UK.... but it certainly has grown quite a bit over the years in the U.S. So to those familiar with the network and its programming (ahem.... Lyle), what are some of your pet peeves with the network or any of its programs or personalities? I've got a small list started, and thought this as good a place as any to put some of them down. So..... in no particular order......


1. Neil Everett and his sidekick clown.

Who the f*ck decided that ESPN needed clowns to do the sports?? I used to like to watch SportsCenter. Now I cringe every time I have to look at Neil's ridiculously smug face. Is it just me? Or is he trying to emulate Will Ferrell? Seems like in every show they try to outdo the last show with the cracks and very unfunny jokes. If I want standup, I'll tune into Comedy Central. I wish they'd kick Everett out on his lame ass.

2. Stephen A. Smith and his endless rants.

I posted on this on another thread. Who the f*ck does this guy think he is? He constantly ratchets up the volume on his rants and it won't be long before he starts calling people stupid and morons on the air. I can see the fellow sportscasters cringe when he takes the mike. Fool thinks he's the show, and is sadly mistaken. I think Paxtom nailed it on the head when he quipped that he goes by Stephen A. Smith, 'cause he'd sound less important if he went by Stevie Smith. I've had the chance to watch a little more of Stevie with Mayweather and the only remaining question on my mind is........... Does he spit? Or swallow?

3. Skip Bayless.

Where do they dredge UP these characters? This guy looks and talks like a cartoon character, complete with tinted hair, and wannabe boyish looks and expressions. He likes to play the foil to Stevie, and together it's enough to make a viewer chuck his lunch.

4. Hyping the "unhypable".

I'm all for sports. I love sports. But I like to watch sporting competitions, not boring trash. Whose bright idea was it to start televising the....... (cough)........ "World Series of Poker"?? Take that man out behind the barn and execute the shit out of him. Poker?? FFS. Now they're hyping the crap out of the NFL draft (coming up tomorrow night). Really? Team X picks Player Y. And so on and so forth. I love football and the NFL. But believe me.... I can wait until the next day and read about it in the news. Every year they want to make the event bigger and bigger. What's next..... walks on the red carpet, Oscars-style? Bah! Not too big on weigh-ins, either. But that's just my opinion. I'm sure watching two grown men strip down to their skivvies and stepping on a scale, and then standing a few inches from each other's faces is exciting to some, but again..... I can read about it later, or maybe even watch a highlight or two if there was some pushing and shoving.

5. Tony Kornheiser in Pardon the Interruption crazily waving the Canadian flag.

While the program itself is borderline obnoxious, I can sort of put up with it for a few minutes. But what's with the frantic flag waving at the end of the segment? I'd like to take the flag and shove it up the guy's ass.



I'm sure there's plenty more..... but those are off the top of my head.

[TitoFan]

...... and now Skip and Stevie are together on First Take.

If that alone doesn't peg out the nausea meter, I don't know what does.

[Beanflicker]

I don't watch a lot of it up here in Canada, mostly TSN and Sportsnet, but what I do see of ESPN I have to say Skip Bayless is a cunt.

[VictorCharlie]

The perpetually jerking off of the Texas Longhorns

[El Kabong]

Oh where oh where to begin?

(takes out notes from coat pocket, and puts on reading glasses)

1. They bring the SMUG, all of their anchors have had it some worse than others (cough cough Britt McHenry cough cough Keith Olbermann). As bad as the anchors are, the fucking "pundits" are even WORSE!

2. They put politics in sports....two things that should forever and always remain separate. Why is the President of the United States now obligated to fill out an NCAA Basketball bracket? Again, why does the FIRST AFRICAN-AMERICAN President of the United States have to do that? Why would I bring up race Why would THEY?!?!? It's all they ever want to mention: There's no black owners, no black coaches, not enough this race, not enough that race, NASCAR needs to appeal to black people (which it does to some, to others it doesn't they don't all think alike! I'm white I could give 2 shits about NASCAR)...ever ask about white guys in the NBA or NFL

3. They give full coverage to and endlessly debate disgusting events while telling you how disgusting that/those event(s) is/are. See 'The Malace at the Palace', Clemens hitting Piazza in the head, Todd Bertuzzi vs Steve Moore, McSorley vs Brashear, anything Mike Tyson has done, anything Dennis Rodman has done, anything Ron Artest/Meta World Peace has done.

4. They don't cover ice hockey......EVER (though they do have the coverage for the World Cup of Hockey which I'm sure they'll fuck up). They also like to mock both hockey and soccer like they aren't sports for some reason.

5. They like to build up and tear down: Tim Tebow, Jeremy Lin, Tiger Woods, Mike Tyson, Floyd Mayweather Jr., Alex Rodriguez, Roger Clemens, Lance Armstrong....I could go on.

6. They like to strong arm teams/leagues into decisions: LA Clippers sale, trying to change the name of the Washington Redskins, keeping Rush Limbaugh from buying part of the St. Louis Rams, trying to get an NFL team in LA again.

7. They are blatantly biased, I'm a Red Sox fan have been my entire life but these ESPN newbie bandwagon jumpers are horrible. They LOVE the Yankees, Lakers, Celtics, Duke Basketball, Green Bay Packers, Dallas Cowboys, Pittsburgh Steelers, Texas Longhorn Football, USC football, Notre Dame football (for what reason, they haven't won a title in ages!), Alabama football, Pete Carroll, Bill Belicheck, Coach K, Nick Saban, Joe Girardi, Lebron James, James Hardin, Kevin Durant, Tiger Woods, etc.

8. They'll cheer domination (sometimes) and then they'll turn around and talk about a bunch of bullshit like: running up the score, fairness, equality, self esteem....GIGANTIC double standard.

9. They push for changes in sports which they'll end up debating and explaining how those changes have destroyed the game.

10. There are no more rational debates anymore, the station has become Crossfire. 1 person may actually believe in their view but there's always always ALWAYS a Devil's Advocate who surely can't believe the bullshit they are spewing whether it's Skip Bayliss, Woody Paige, Jemelle Hill, whoever somebody will spout some absolute nonsense and they're taken at their word rather than taken out back and hit over the head with a shovel.

[TitoFan]

6. They like to strong arm teams/leagues into decisions: LA Clippers sale, trying to change the name of the Washington Redskins, keeping Rush Limbaugh from buying part of the St. Louis Rams, trying to get an NFL team in LA again.

Good points all, Lyle. I highlighted one that has pissed me off to no end. The ridiculousness of trying to change the name of an iconic team in a major sport in America is beyond comprehension. After many glorious decades of history of the Washington Redskins.... now the PC police, supported by the numbskulls at ESPN..... have decided it's racist to continue with the traditional name. Never mind that the Redskins' logo is much more dignified than the Cleveland Indians' Chief Wahoo in baseball. Never mind that there isn't any racist intent on the continued use of the name... just tradition and history. No. Let's pressure owner Dan Snyder to change the name of the team. To what...... the Washington Native Americans?? F*ck all of 'em. I hope Snyder forever stands his ground.