Re: Andre Ward
It's not really a tough sales pitch to turn down.
"Hey how would you like to fight a guy who will will walk around, jab you, try to unload but will headbutt you on the follow up, then clinch you, rock you to sleep and then hit you on the break when you're trying to escape from his bear hug. It has to be in his home town and he'll keep most of the money which will be considerably lower because HBO will need guaranteed money to televise it. You wont get any help from the ref, but if you win... you'll be the champ...and you'll easily be in line for other ahem.. money fights ...against most anyone from the Goosen, Shaw or Dibella stables...JUST SIGN HERE! P.S. there's a 50 dollar bonus if you can keep from rolling your eyes and vomiting when the announcer says Son of GOD..."
Andre Ward is more trouble than he's worth. His style is as dry as his commentary and watching his fights is like watching an anaconda eating a deer. The first minute is interesting till you realize the deer has given up its will to fight. After that its just an eternity of slow tedious digestion.
They want your @$$ beat because upsets make news. News brings about excitement, excitement brings about ratings. The objective is to bring you up to the tower and tear your @$$ down. And if you don't believe that, you're crazy.
Roy Jones, Jr. "What I've Learned," Esquire 2003
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