What the fuck is going on in Bridgend?

[X]

I've never been there and would never wish to but it's in Wales and it's called Bridgend so I'm imagining a dreary, desolate, windswept, barren, sodden landscape of hills and swampland, always raining, always cold.

It's probably near the sea hence the name, so picture a small collection of houses huddled together for warmth atop a wretched, treeless hill, crashing waves and howling winds on one side, empty wasteland and treacherous bogs on all the others.

Shivers

I've never seen a bridge that crosses a sea. I think that ones that go a bit outwards and then just give up are called 'piers'?? (pedant's corner strikes again)

Still, you're pretty spot on with the rest of it .... are you sure you've never been?

[X]

A teenager in Bridgend was saved from serious injury when he fell 30 feet from a balcony this morning. A police spokesman said -Good job he had that rope around his neck or he would have broken his legs-.

[X]

Because of the problems in Bridgend Police have been instructed to avoid using the following phrases when dealing with teenagers:
"Do that again and your feet won't touch the ground"
"If you keep on causing trouble I'll hang you out to dry"
"You could get a suspended sentence for doing that"

[X]

Aled Jones and Charlotte Church have launched a 24 hour help line in Bridgend. Police say they are expecting the suicide rate in the town to increase dramaticaly.

[X]

I told some of these jokes jokes in an Old Folks home yesterday.

They didn't laugh,



But they pissed themselves anyway.




(badum-tish)

[Ghost]

that is freaky, is there some kind of mind control thing going on. Is there a witch there or what?

So how are these kids killing themselves? Is there a pattern, or anything similar in each suicide?

Lets get to the bottom of this guys and gals

They were all members of.....






































East Side Boxing Forum.

[X]

It's really bad in Bridgend, I went into Halfords to buy a tow rope and they asked me what size collar I was

[katfight]

Nah I know you talk about the hobbit to him Kat

In case you didn't know I'm a pick up artist now, a fully fledged seduction machine, prrrrrr prrrrrr

Forget about every girl wanting a real man, it's hobbit they all want

no bilbo i dont talk to him about u



















i never discuss my fantasy men with him

[Kev]

no bilbo i dont talk to him about u



















i never discuss my fantasy men with him

haha best to keep it that way. Thanks for the pictures by the way, very nice. Looking forward to you finally making that video you promised me

[katfight]

hey never mind the video

i need to practise my new moves cus i got a pole for xmas just like i said i would lmao

[Kev]

hey never mind the video

i need to practise my new moves cus i got a pole for xmas just like i said i would lmao

That's what I love about you Kat, all class

[katfight]

you know it hun

[Kev]

you know it hun

nice blog photo's by the way. Seriously your middle daughter is the cutest kid I've ever seen, look at those big brown eyes, she's adorable

If there was a really cute kid smilie I'd use it now, never in a million years would you imagine she was a cage fighter

[katfight]

thats one of the twins Katrisha im looking for any photos of my older girls but i need to load them from the camera and i cant find the lead



all my children are cute just like me

[Kev]

thats one of the twins Katrisha im looking for any photos of my older girls but i need to load them from the camera and i cant find the lead



all my children are cute just like me

Well your half right