A Challenge - How many farts do you do each day?

[WelshDevilRob]

To be honest I haven't noticed the last time I farted. I do shit more than I used to so maybe that explains the lack of farts compared to when I was a teen.

Feel one coming on though... I can confirm it happened - no smell though.

[JT Rock]

I dont know man, I been training the past few months so I been farting my balls off, with all the meat and Whey,Casein protein I been taking... There is a lebanese resteraunt across the street from my work (Actually farting while I'm typing) that makes a kick ass veg chili and 2 hours later I do the absolute raunchiest farts that would gag a maggot and make a billy goat puke =

[LEGION]

I dont know man, I been training the past few months so I been farting my balls off, with all the meat and Whey,Casein protein I been taking... There is a lebanese resteraunt across the street from my work (Actually farting while I'm typing) that makes a kick ass veg chili and 2 hours later I do the absolute raunchiest farts that would gag a maggot and make a billy goat puke =

What pleasant mental images that gave me


You'd think I would be Mr. Bomb Dropper the way I eat. Actually, I really don't eat much, as the whole chewing thing is so tedious. I practically live on milk, combined with Champion Nutrition weight gain drinks. I rarely eat a solid meal until late at night when I'm reading. All that protein in the shakes should make me blow like a whale And I eaat alot of hard boiled eggs and grapes, but I'm glad I don't fart like some of you; that sh#t is nasty

[kylewhitehead]

I've noticed I've been waking my self up during sleep by farting now. so who knows when I'm sleeping.


It's weird cause I will hear the fart in the dream and be like "hey I farted In the dream:" Then i will smell it in the real world and wake up.

stange.

[LEGION]

I've noticed I've been waking my self up during sleep by farting now. so who knows when I'm sleeping.


It's weird cause I will hear the fart in the dream and be like "hey I farted In the dream:" Then i will smell it in the real world and wake up.

stange.

A true Freudian moment

[CountryBoy]

Hold on a minute...... Girls fart I didn't think girls fart, piss or shit

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mw7cA...eature=related

[BIG H]

Hold on a minute...... Girls fart I didn't think girls fart, piss or shit

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mw7cA...eature=related

I'd still lick every one of their norts

[Plopeater]

Has anyone ever followed through whilst farting (talking about sober)

[bikersk]

Why?? You feeling a little hungry?

[Plopeater]

Why?? You feeling a little hungry?

Yes its breakfast time