How is this for unhelpful..

[Dizaster]

I get home today at 6pm and after going to the bathroom, look in the mirror and see I have chocolate on my nose.. Not a tiny bit, but the whole tip of my nose is covered in it.. Like a little kid...

I don't know how it actually got there without me knowing.. Actually I do.. I ate a chocolate bar today that had been in the car and melted, and i'd put it in the fridge to harden it up again, but it was all over the place and licking the wrapper I must have smeared my nose in it..

But here is the thing. I ate it at 10am on my morning tea break... I was then walking around the office and talking to people for the rest of the day until 5pm and no one told me about it.. Also thinking back now I can remember people were looking at me weird.. There was 3 girls sitting at reception and they all stared at me.. Weirdly... I then went shopping after work for 30 minutes and got served by a lady who said nothing..

I just can't believe no one told me.. It's humiliting as i'm an adult and you'd think someone would do you the courtesy, true?

[Kev]

So you turn up to work late, with chocolate all over your face, you say yourself your a bit overweight.

You sound like Winnie the Pooh, only with his nose in a chocolate bar rather than a honey pot.

It's an endearing image really but not one consistent with being a PUA.

I'd invest in some face wipes and keep your computer turned off before work in the mornings.

[RP33]

So you turn up to work late, with chocolate all over your face, you say yourself your a bit overweight.

You sound like Winnie the Pooh, only with his nose in a chocolate bar rather than a honey pot.

It's an endearing image really but not one consistent with being a PUA.

I'd invest in some face wipes and keep your computer turned off before work in the mornings.

or better yet, a mirror.. at work i probably use the restroom about 12 times in a day, each time looking in the mirror.. you can't really avoid it..

[CGM]

I dunno man, are you known as a brown noser at the office?

Seriously though, I'd say yeah, you'd think somebody at the office would say something. Perhaps the word went round, "evrybody keep their mouth shut, we'll see if he notices" Office dynamics can be schoolyard sometimes.

[Julius Rain]

Bro I would like to make you feel better by saying your not the only one, but bro seriously your the only adult that goes a full day not noticing they have turd colored chocolate on his nose. I dont knwo about you but I can see my nose when i look down and i would of smelled the chocolate after the first 5 minutes.

This is bad bro, now your going to be stuck banging fat chicks for the next few months til you get your pua cred back

[Kev]

Bro I would like to make you feel better by saying your not the only one, but bro seriously your the only adult that goes a full day not noticing they have turd colored chocolate on his nose. I dont knwo about you but I can see my nose when i look down and i would of smelled the chocolate after the first 5 minutes.

This is bad bro, now your going to be stuck banging fat chicks for the next few months til you get your pua cred back

I have an image of him now like the cookie monster with his paw in every jar, going face first into the fridge and sniffing for food before lolloping off to a safe corner to gorge on his ill gotten gains.

[Dizaster]

HUH suckers.. I got to work on time today and didn't have any food on my face... So i'm not as bad as you all think...


My darn girlfriend has been giving me shit all day about it singing that youtube song Chocolate Rain like "I have got it on my face again, Chocolate Rain" then something about feeling the pain, chocolate rain...

And girls think they are funny when they are not... So they'll go forever with a joke that is just old..

[Andre]

Shame it wasnt red nose day you would have had some sort of cover story.

Say you won a bet; cause no one told you about it, you won 50 bucks!


This could turn into something like George would do in a sinfield episode.

[Trainer Monkey]

Diz,you know I like you,but I swear,if I was your co-worker, I wouldnt have said a thing.
I would have laughed my ass off plenty,just not when you where in earshot.

[DaxxKahn]

I get home today at 6pm and after going to the bathroom, look in the mirror and see I have chocolate on my nose.. Not a tiny bit, but the whole tip of my nose is covered in it.. Like a little kid...

I don't know how it actually got there without me knowing.. Actually I do.. I ate a chocolate bar today that had been in the car and melted, and i'd put it in the fridge to harden it up again, but it was all over the place and licking the wrapper I must have smeared my nose in it..

But here is the thing. I ate it at 10am on my morning tea break... I was then walking around the office and talking to people for the rest of the day until 5pm and no one told me about it.. Also thinking back now I can remember people were looking at me weird.. There was 3 girls sitting at reception and they all stared at me.. Weirdly... I then went shopping after work for 30 minutes and got served by a lady who said nothing..

I just can't believe no one told me.. It's humiliting as i'm an adult and you'd think someone would do you the courtesy, true?

That sucks mate...Funny as all Shit Though...I about busted my seams

[antimoron]

I get home today at 6pm and after going to the bathroom, look in the mirror and see I have chocolate on my nose.. Not a tiny bit, but the whole tip of my nose is covered in it.. Like a little kid...

I don't know how it actually got there without me knowing.. Actually I do.. I ate a chocolate bar today that had been in the car and melted, and i'd put it in the fridge to harden it up again, but it was all over the place and licking the wrapper I must have smeared my nose in it..

But here is the thing. I ate it at 10am on my morning tea break... I was then walking around the office and talking to people for the rest of the day until 5pm and no one told me about it.. Also thinking back now I can remember people were looking at me weird.. There was 3 girls sitting at reception and they all stared at me.. Weirdly... I then went shopping after work for 30 minutes and got served by a lady who said nothing..

I just can't believe no one told me.. It's humiliting as i'm an adult and you'd think someone would do you the courtesy, true?

Maybe you are using a deodorant AXE choco..