How is this for unhelpful..

[Kev]

So you turn up to work late, with chocolate all over your face, you say yourself your a bit overweight.

You sound like Winnie the Pooh, only with his nose in a chocolate bar rather than a honey pot.

It's an endearing image really but not one consistent with being a PUA.

I'd invest in some face wipes and keep your computer turned off before work in the mornings.

[RP33]

So you turn up to work late, with chocolate all over your face, you say yourself your a bit overweight.

You sound like Winnie the Pooh, only with his nose in a chocolate bar rather than a honey pot.

It's an endearing image really but not one consistent with being a PUA.

I'd invest in some face wipes and keep your computer turned off before work in the mornings.

or better yet, a mirror.. at work i probably use the restroom about 12 times in a day, each time looking in the mirror.. you can't really avoid it..

[CGM]

I dunno man, are you known as a brown noser at the office?

Seriously though, I'd say yeah, you'd think somebody at the office would say something. Perhaps the word went round, "evrybody keep their mouth shut, we'll see if he notices" Office dynamics can be schoolyard sometimes.

[Julius Rain]

Bro I would like to make you feel better by saying your not the only one, but bro seriously your the only adult that goes a full day not noticing they have turd colored chocolate on his nose. I dont knwo about you but I can see my nose when i look down and i would of smelled the chocolate after the first 5 minutes.

This is bad bro, now your going to be stuck banging fat chicks for the next few months til you get your pua cred back

[Kev]

Bro I would like to make you feel better by saying your not the only one, but bro seriously your the only adult that goes a full day not noticing they have turd colored chocolate on his nose. I dont knwo about you but I can see my nose when i look down and i would of smelled the chocolate after the first 5 minutes.

This is bad bro, now your going to be stuck banging fat chicks for the next few months til you get your pua cred back

I have an image of him now like the cookie monster with his paw in every jar, going face first into the fridge and sniffing for food before lolloping off to a safe corner to gorge on his ill gotten gains.

[Dizaster]

HUH suckers.. I got to work on time today and didn't have any food on my face... So i'm not as bad as you all think...


My darn girlfriend has been giving me shit all day about it singing that youtube song Chocolate Rain like "I have got it on my face again, Chocolate Rain" then something about feeling the pain, chocolate rain...

And girls think they are funny when they are not... So they'll go forever with a joke that is just old..

[Andre]

Shame it wasnt red nose day you would have had some sort of cover story.

Say you won a bet; cause no one told you about it, you won 50 bucks!


This could turn into something like George would do in a sinfield episode.