On valentines about 50 quid !!!
How shallow am I?? Haha
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On valentines about 50 quid !!!
How shallow am I?? Haha
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Would he have got laid anyway?Originally Posted by katfight
Got the rib a cd she wanted, she got me a bottle of bourbon and we went out for a nice dinner. I always do something but neither of us have ever got to carried away with the day.
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Yeah probably
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You are male you are about to weigh this price up against prostitution aren't you.How much do cost 24 roses in the UK?
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the whole thing is just one big excuse for the shops to make a bit of money on peoples naivety
not me, id rather spend my hard earned cash on myself
PS:naturally i understand from this you can analyse that i never got any valentines this year......again
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I'm sick of the double standards in my relationship.
The wife comes home with a rampant rabbit and she's a naughty fun girl with a new toy, but when i order a 240 volt fistmaster 5000 latex pussy with realistic elasticated arsehole and spunk collection tray, then i'm some kind of sick bastard
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Wife with PMT:
''Oi!!! DO YOU WANT ANYTHING TO EAT?''
Husband:
''What choices are there?''
Wife with PMT:
''YES OR FUCKING NO!''
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Confirmed, you are a sick bastard...I'm sick of the double standards in my relationship.
The wife comes home with a rampant rabbit and she's a naughty fun girl with a new toy, but when i order a 240 volt fistmaster 5000 latex pussy with realistic elasticated arsehole and spunk collection tray, then i'm some kind of sick bastard
Where did you buy this pussy from by the way??
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FistmasterYeah so is that on Amazon or sumink?
My Mrs has just gone to New York for a few days, her friend is over there on business so she pretty much got a free trip to New York handed in her lap.
I've taken a few days off work at a cost of a few hundred quid to make sure her son gets to school and eats and shit, but apparently its the act of buying a £1.50 card from Wilkinsons and scribblibng I love you in it that really shows I care?
When God said to the both of us "Which one of you wants to be Sugar Ray?" I guess I didnt raise my hand fast enough
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That's more or less what I tried to weight but you blew up my cover. Thanks, AndreYou are male you are about to weigh this price up against prostitution aren't you.How much do cost 24 roses in the UK?
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Shallow or fueling with pinky romance?
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My 50p cake from Greggs did not go down too well.
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I said ..."oh Yeah its the 14th ,happy valantines ".
She replied: "Ohh
No cards no gifts required.
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The least a florist can do is wish you luck when you buy flowers.That's more or less what I tried to weight but you blew up my cover. Thanks, AndreYou are male you are about to weigh this price up against prostitution aren't you.How much do cost 24 roses in the UK?
I sometimes ask them "So you going to wish me luck or what"? Gets a smile.
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Good food, wine, sex. Easy.
Get a card just for the sake of it, nothing too over the top.
Of course I spend ages in the shop picking the exact right card, reading the words to make sure they mean exactly how I feel.
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