am grunching this thread. (that means I didn't read fuck all of it, but am replying anyway...)

I got a shit ton of people obsessed with me, imo. I have people who want to try and beat me up just so they can say they did. Haters who gonna hate. I have people who I hear claim we are friends I've never met or heard of. And after I put my dick in a chic when I've had a few drinks and leave my facebook on at their house, they nearly always jump on my acct pretending to be me saying shit like "I :heart: Shayna, Carly, Karen or wtf ever" ...and it sometimes takes me days to catch it before deleting. As that's a real potential future pussy killer.

I know, life's freakin rough, right?