Quote Originally Posted by Youngblood View Post
my age. it started back in about grade 7 where i started reallly noticing girls boobies and felt the strong urge to grab them. Added 2 years and just told people I was dumb and that was why i was 2 grades behind. By highschool I got it down to 1 yr older then real as the gap didn't seem to matter as much, and could no longer use the "Im dumb" excuse as was put in a gifted program...but occasionally still add a year or 2, especially if I got the chance to hook up with a tart in her 20's.

Totally acceptable lie imo.

One more.

Your life and backstory is less credible than Ice's. At least he posted up a picture of the back of his head and a girl who was supposed to be his girlfriend.

Sure you had that kid on the news pretending to be you but don't believe for a second that I'm fooled.

Also, MIles...you lied too. When the wife asks you how many, you say two and mean four. No way a spidery cunt like you drinks 8 pints.