lol it's all good man. everyone does it. when you throw in the making boatloads of money it becomes a humble brag. for eg...

Over the weekend I banged this girl. a couple of times. and then I banged her friend, and her sister. So wore out. I think I broke my weener doing so and probs need to go get a shot of some kinda antibiotic. Wow, I suck at life.