What do you do for a living?

[CutMeMick]

Shiiiit. I wanted to talk about my new job, but this thread has already gone on a tangent. Dammit.

Don't let my career choice, rain on your parade...
Go right ahead, we're listening.

Follow women at night, creep up behind them with a rag full of methane cover their face til they pass out, drag them to my car then bring them home, kill them then have sex with them, chop them up and store them in a freezer.

I find this really quite offensive.
You know methane is the worst of all enviromental pollutants right?

Fuck off! I kill my women however I choose to.

Follow women at night, creep up behind them with a rag full of methane cover their face til they pass out, drag them to my car then bring them home, kill them then have sex with them, chop them up and store them in a freezer.

I find this really quite offensive.

You know methane is the worst of all enviromental pollutants right?

I disagree. For one it isn't the worst of all environmental pollutants because it has an extremely short atmospheric life. Around 20 years whenever you consider some things like CFC's can last for hundreds of years.

It's still a very bad pollutant. Chloroform isn't perfect either.

Mick, you're a big guy can't you just use strangulation? No carbon footprint and a more personal touch.

I run the risk of being clawed in the face and ruining my god like features.
That's a risk I'm not willing to take.
Plus there's nothing more personal than rape after they've died.

Follow women at night, creep up behind them with a rag full of methane cover their face til they pass out, drag them to my car then bring them home, kill them then have sex with them, chop them up and store them in a freezer.

Cool as

and also cool "ass", which is great with some BBQ sauce by the way.