Quote Originally Posted by Bilbo View Post
If you plan to walk of a frozen lake you will need to take precautions. Firstly you need to make sure are tethered to something. I suggest a cooker, something solid, heavy and secure.

Make sure you are securely fastened to the cooker and only then attempt to go into the lake. I would take the cooker with you and carry it to the centre of the lake. As long as you are ropes to it you will be fine.

It would be nice if Greenbeanz could go with you, it would be a nice day out for you both. Obviously Greenbeanz would probably need his own cooker, and then for maximum safety you could rope up to each others.
Bilbo are you on a mission to restart the feeblest crusade ever? One where you merely encourage the heathen atheists to partake in stupid pranks and die in the process, or kill themselves with an unholy secular fervour? I used to think all the jokes about you getting a job were sour grapes but now i see how lazy you really are.

Also your plan is fatally flawed as it requires me getting to South Korea locating a cooker, and helping Miles because he is skinny, to carry his to the lake, before going back for mine. Then there is the ropes, something which you, who must surely be an ex boy scout, would know about and I, having not partaken in auto erotic bondage would be clueless on.

Thanks for the lovely sentiment though.










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