I’m a numbers guy, and since all arguments against Miles are falling on deaf ears, I’ve decided to provide the following table, in a last-ditch effort to appease Miles:

# of Deaths.......................Type of Event

1-3..................................Homicide
4-50................................Massacre
51-500.............................FUCKING Massacre
501-1,000.........................Almost Genocide
1,001-10,000.....................Genocide
10,001-50,000...................FUCKING Genocide
50,001-500,000.................Almost Holocaust
500,001-2,000,000.............Holocaust
2,000,001 and up...............FUCKING Holocaust


Causes of Deaths......................Type of Event

75% to 100% by murder.............Apply table above
50% to 74% by murder...............Reduce by one category
25% to 49% by murder...............Reduce by two categories
1% to 24% by murder.................Forget the whole thing


Perpetrators...............................Type of Event

100% U.S................................... Increase by two categories
50% U.S., 50% UK and/or Israel...... Increase by one category
50% U.S./UK/Israel, 50% others...... Leave category unchanged
25% U.S./UK/Israel, 75% others...... Reduce by one category
100% others................................ It never happened