1) Try to be more positive and stay calm. Hopeless nihilistic cynicism is an endemic British disease, but I seem to take to it too far. I need to moderate that a lot more and will.

2) Stay healthy. I shall row everyday. Not row as in argue which I do frequently, but the pulling of oars type of rowing though no oars shall be involved.

3) Get a small pet. I need something to talk to in my free time. Not a fish as they die too quickly and I find it painful.

4) Finish watching the IMDB top 250 films

5) Invent a new exotic virus with a chemistry set and sell it to the military of a terrorist state. Perhaps.

6) Destroy Facebook, Starbucks, the enivironment, and perhaps a rice cooker.

7) Learn to sew.

Smile at least once a day. Occasional grimace is an acceptable compromise.

9) That's quite enough.