If Tyson and Holyfield fought today...

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I think that Evander just had Tyson's number; he had the chin to take the shots that would land and he had the ring generalship and movement to frustrate him over the course of time. Of course, nobody wants that fight to happen today, Holyfield is not even a shadow of what he used to be (and some people think that he has Parkinson or some kind of dementia beginning) and Tyson seems to have found back some kind of peace of mind, finally. You just don't want to aggravate nothing about that.

Holyfield roided, HGHed, and headbutted his way to "two victories"

The only time I ever saw Mike visibly hurt were from the butts ... I know Mike isn't the cleanest fighter ever but the stuff he would do was minor ... he wasn't changing the outcome of the fight like Holyfield was ... Holyfield was literally aiming to hit Tyson with his head like a battering ram.

That headbutting nonsense wouldn't work on the younger Mike who would had impeccable defense and supreme head movement. So there goes Holyfields "wins" over Iron Mike.

Dude. Your boy got his ass kicked. Get over it. This reinvention quest is like watching a teenager fawn over his first crush. Everytime I see someone defend what Tyson did its just sad.

Tyson literally locked and twisted Holyfields arm (not the first fight he did this) and in the end not only "changed the outcome of the fight" the second time around...he ended it with his desperate intentional actions. Boxing is one of the only sports where you have the right and are more than welcome and expected to punch an opponent right in the fucking face and render him limp from one second to the next, if Holyfield was upsetting poor little Mike with his head, Mike being one of the baddest men on the planet and purist heavyweight punchers in history should have done just that. Instead, he punked out!