Quote Originally Posted by Tam Seddon View Post
The worst story ive heard was at my school day, a lad was playing rugby and he was on the floor after a maul and somebody trod on his bollock and popped it. Youve got to feel bad if that ever happened to you.
By fuck!

Even when those dopey cunts on im a celebrity try chewing through bollocks they are hard to pop!

My girlfriends cousin used to help his dad on his coal round when he was about 12, he went to jump off the flat bed truck and the hooks that stick out along the side to strap the load down, one of them caught his ball bag and ripped it open!!