Your Perfect Day

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Please tell me @VictorCharlie post is some joke i've missed?

Killing animals for the sake of killing them? Please no...

No it ain't just for the sake of killing them. He made a pillow out the muthafukka. Good enough reason for me.

And meat always tastes better when you kill it yourself

Meat tastes better when you kill it? I bet pillows are more comfy too?

What do you recommend I kill? Bear in mind I don't have a gun

Serious question. What do you do if you're asleep and somebody decides to break into your house? You can't shoot him in the head without a gun. So what you do? Help him bag up your stuff and smoke a fag with him? Seriously how does one protect themselves over there?

Well that depends on whether or not the intruder has a gun. Now considering gun crime is very rare in England, the odds of someone breaking into your home, coupled with the chance of them having a gun is a massive longshot.

Personally, if it happened to me, I'd laugh at them for breaking into a paupers house. Then kill and eat them.