
Originally Posted by
Ron Swanson
So this ridiculous excuse has finally stuck. Strange because it's not the original excuse, that was "being careful to avoid getting caught like the Marquez fight". I suppose I shouldn't be surprised since this camp has a long history of using excuse after excuse until one sticks.
Bad socks
Drained by needles
Leg cramps
Compassion
Cut won't heal
Wrong gloves
Need a stadium
Etcetera
I know there is a ton more but I just had to stop and look at this list. Seriously, look at that for a minute and try to decide which is the most absurd. It's hard because they're all so f'n stupid.
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