Signs that you are getting older

[Dia bando]

Eat some prunes. They make your shit fly out and as a bonus they imbue your shit with an exotic fragrance that perfumes your bathroom when you have a shite. Your farts as well. Win win.

i drink so much water. i eat mangos, apples, i shit real good for the first 10 minutes, real fucking good, blowing it out of the intestines ina a great evacuation, then there is a lull, and i get this pressure feeling like there is still shit in me, i ccan feel it in the colon, shit stuck in there, and the rest just wont come the fuck out, so all day i get this mild pressure, this feeling of something stuck there, and it wont come out.

What you put away bud you SHOULD SHIT LIKE A BEAST.