I had one just yesterday

Caller: we believe you was in an accident recently
Me: yes that's correct, I was an innocent passenger in my friends vehicle, someone hit him in the rear whilst we were stationary at traffic lights
C: do you want to make a claim
M: damn right I do, I wasn't actually injured and they were only travelling 3mph but I'm happy to make money out of it, do you think I should tell them that I suffered from pain to my neck back and shoulders along with whiplash related headaches and a fear and travel?
C: yes that would be great
M: ok then, so what is the process? I'm guessing that you will send me some forms and you will want me to sign a form of authority which states everything be made payable to you, then you will send me to an independent medical examiner, I will try to make out that my injuries are relatively simple because I don't want the claim to be inflated because we don't want it to fall out of the ministry of justice process now do we.
C: ........eeeerrrrrrmmmm well......
M: wait a minute you do know about the MOJ process don't you?
C: eerrrrrmmmm we are a very reputable company and have been working with injury claims for nearly 8 years
M: hmmm that's interesting because I've been working in bodily injury claims for a few years now and I've never had to deal with a claim from yourselves before
C: eeerrrrmmmm
M: actually now that you come to mention it, you have taken all these details from me but you haven't actually asked for my name or the registration numbers of the vehicles involved
C: ok thankyou for wasting my time