The most pointless fucking "holiday" of the year, I wanna watch a horror film, I'll watch one, I don't give two short sharp shiny shits if it's Halloween or easter Sunday
See girls dressed slutty, I'm from Birmingham, if I see a brummy bird dressed slutty 99% of the time it's vomit inducing
Listen to songs that relate to that time of year? The monster fucking mash? Jesus fucking Christ man.
Congratulations America on mainstreaming the ultimate steaming heap of shite known as Halloween.*
Maybe if it wasn't as ridiculously commercialised it wouldn't bother me as much...actually it would, it's the fact that the English have Americanised it tso much.
Fuck England
fuck America
fuck Halloween
fuck the lot of ya
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