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I refer you to my post in the Halloween thread, originally posted a year or two ago
The most pointless fucking "holiday" of the year, I wanna watch a horror film, I'll watch one, I don't give two short sharp shiny shits if it's Halloween or easter Sunday
See girls dressed slutty, I'm from Birmingham, if I see a brummy bird dressed slutty 99% of the time it's vomit inducing
Listen to songs that relate to that time of year? The monster fucking mash? Jesus fucking Christ man.
Congratulations America on mainstreaming the ultimate steaming heap of shite known as Halloween.*
Maybe if it wasn't as ridiculously commercialised it wouldn't bother me as much...actually it would, it's the fact that the English have Americanised it tso much.
Fuck England
fuck America
fuck Halloween
fuck the lot of ya
@Master would would love Halloween more than any other holiday over here for what he would get a chance to see hahaha if you know what I mean
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Only ones that need to be banned from Halloween are the 20 yr olds mingling among kids pressing for candy. They come to the door, no costume and near drunk with only a mask on. Never fails and see at least one group every year. These are the ones you save expired ketchup packets and ice cubes for.
best part of Halloween is the imagination put into costumes.
Bro, a topless tranny rang our landlord's doorbell and asked for SPECIFICALLY Almond Joys , my Peruvian landlord pulled out a machete and their German Shepherd almost tore "it's" fucking tits off.
@El Kabong
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That had to be code and it probably wasn't even Halloween. Sure they weren't just doing random trick or Tran grams?
full disclosure I bought 3 bags of candy for work and set them out for clients. The day went along, turned to shit and the last thing I did closing down was go thru all the dishes and steal back the mini reese cups and oddly enough Almond joys. Dudette better not come knocking on my door.
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