Things you do for no apprent reason..

[Spicoli]

Make sure your flies/zipper is up when you know it is.

Check the door is locked when leaving the house ....three times

Click my hammer toe against the floor through my shoe...really bugs the Mrs

Check the heating is off.. at least three times

Check the front door is locked after having already locked it at night

Say excuse me if I belch or something even when nobody is there

I could go on but think I have already said too much

First just proper hygiene bud . I had a number thing as a kid, had to count-check things 5 times like light switches, doors closed etc. ocd for sure.

I never touch a public bathroom door handle. I always use paper towel as a buffer. I hate those hand air drying machines, they limit access to paper towel. I also always use my underwear as a buffer when I scratch my ass

Depending on humidity and meals that's advisable, lest you want to end up shits creek . I hate the swipe hand dryers. Always end up looking like a fookin bad magician waving his hands around to no avail.

I use scissors upside down apparently. Thumb goes in the small hole it seems.

Ordered pizza for work today and pre sorted boxes so they were 'variety' for each area. Rather than multiple people wandering around in main room looking for veggie this or thin crust that. I'm turning into some old biddy at a kids birthday party ffs .