Make sure your flies/zipper is up when you know it is.
Check the door is locked when leaving the house ....three times
Click my hammer toe against the floor through my shoe...really bugs the Mrs
Check the heating is off.. at least three times
Check the front door is locked after having already locked it at night
Say excuse me if I belch or something even when nobody is there
I could go on but think I have already said too much
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