Acid attack facts

[Master]

You are only missing righting a poem about your first true love, maybe a song.

She was really special and we clicked. She liked odd music like Belle and Sebastian and Pulp B-sides then I would give her Hunky Dory. I was too young though so when someone richer and older comes along, then I lose out of course. But she found my number and we met in a bar and we had a great time and kissed at the end. I never saw her again. That was like a second broken heart. I had no choice I was going full on gay.

Well it was better than throwing acid at her.