Death no one gets out alive

[Fenster]

When I was a kid my friend got hit by a satellite that came hurtling out of the stratosphere while we were playing stickball. The satellite was so radioactive that it's simply cooked him right there while he was on the pitcher's mound. I didn't even get a chance to swing the bat.

My story was true, his name was Danny.

(P.S - only sickos think stories about little boys being run over are funny)