Good stuff VD, whats with all the Englishman Irishman scots jokes didn't think you have them out your neck of the woods..


Bloke sees an advert in a pet shop window, talkin centipede £5000, he buys it takes it home in a small box and after half an hour opens the box and asks if it would like to go for a pint, the centipede doesn't answer, raising his voice he repeats the question, still no reply, gettin angry thinking he's been done he shouts the question at which the centipede sticks his head out of the box and says " i heard the first time i was putting my fucking shoes on"